Freestyle rap motherfucks!

Haha metallica = good back in the day. Icp is a bunch of fat nerds that wear makeup. and hed is queer. Son, you can't handle this.

I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt

You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

DI DICKI DO DOM DI DOM DO DI DICK DO DOM DICKI DICKI DI DOM

Toot toot chugga chugga big red car!

Poetry is supposed to be peaceful! Do you think Shakespeare would light some G's up with his 9?

Nongayman, what a pathetic name
It fits you perfectly, your quite fucking lame
HadesKnight likes fingers up his butt
All shapes and sizes, his poop chute is a dirty slut
Slaynish is only a few years old
I'd feel bad beating his ass for what he deserves
but in the end i'd be great to say "Yea bitch! you just got served!!"

D3v you keep impressing me
you ain't cool so shut the fuck up G
you and slaynish fight like you wanna marry
you both are gay whole zelaron would agree
NonGayMan could whoop your ass
So bad that to calm you down we'd need teargas
my rhymes are weak like your erected penis
so im going to stop steppin up to your blackness

Yo, my name is James-A-Din!
I like to eat Dol-phin fin!
I think I should stop-right-now!
Before I pwn-a-cow!


Thank you!

D3v you keep impressing me you ain't cool so shut the fuck up G you and slaynish fight like you wanna marry you both are gay whole zelaron would agree NonGayMan could whoop your ass So bad that to calm you down we'd need teargas my rhymes are weak like your erected penis so im going to stop steppin up to your blackness

I keep impressin, and it' aint how im dressin
You'd better becareful hades, you dont know who your messin
if me and slaynish were to merry, it'd be cuz he was rich
and even if that were the case, i would make him my bitch
but there is no way that i'll ever be gay
Everything that i say on zelaron has'd to agree
Cuz if they don't, i'll make em get on their knees
Teargas ain't nothing compared to the gas that comes outta my ass
my rhymes are like a violent car wreck, it'll give you whiplash
so get your patheticness, away from this,
i'll cut this harassment short, and make it a mini-dis

The sun will come out tomorrow
With just a little bit of sorrow
You better cry me a river
Because smoking can destroy your liver
And drugs can fuck up your brain
Hey everybody, let's go eat some chicken chow mein
Pull up your pants, I can see your bum
All the Aussies will say "G'Day to you mum!"

D3V im gonna have to agree//
hades are u really a he//
ur rhymin like a women drinkin tea//
pathetic, u need to crouch to pee//
ur making rap look bad, its a shame//
ur best stayin, talking on aim//
ur not cut out for this fame//
but u walk around, making a claim//
u got skills, drop the crap//
or u gonna have a permenant nap//
ur ignorance is holding u back//
if it makes u stop, here's a plaque//
you done, im done no need to finish//
this is it bitch, you quick diminish//

I keep impressin, and it' aint how im dressin You'd better becareful hades, you dont know who your messin if me and slaynish were to merry, it'd be cuz he was rich and even if that were the case, i would make him my bitch but there is no way that i'll ever be gay Everything that i say on zelaron has'd to agree Cuz if they don't, i'll make em get on their knees Teargas ain't nothing compared to the gas that comes outta my ass my rhymes are like a violent car wreck, it'll give you whiplash so get your patheticness, away from this, i'll cut this harassment short, and make it a mini-dis

All you guys are wrong. To have a proper freestyle you must use the line "broke them boyz off" at least twice in your rhymes. So far, you have all failed.

All you guys are wrong. To have a proper freestyle you must use the line "broke them boyz off" at least twice in your rhymes. So far, you have all failed.

ur black ur suposed to be better than all of but yet you haven't showed us anything! cmom do it for your homies!

Actually my rhymes are pretty good. You should hear my vocals, i can flow

Actually my rhymes are pretty good. You should hear my vocals, i can flow

You don't flow
You just blow
Like the yellar Mo
The name's Joe Schmo
And I have a bow
I'm down low
With a ho
Deciding whether or not to show
Maybe I should just say no
Give me a quarter, I'm a hobo

You don't flow You just blow Like the yellar Mo The name's Joe Schmo And I have a bow I'm down low With a ho Deciding whether or not to show Maybe I should just say no Give me a quarter, I'm a hobo

You wish you could rhyme,
With lyrically explicit lines,
I'm a fucking pistol whipping bandit
Knock you on your ass, giving myself a pat on the back at it
Hell yeah I can flow, like a blue ass river
If I rapped any better, i'd call myself a nigger
If your dick wasn't so small, I wouldn't be so much bigger
Now just hold still, while I put this gun in your mouth, and pull the trigger.

ur black ur suposed to be better than all of but yet you haven't showed us anything!

No, I just find "freestyling" on the internet to be kind of dumb.

No shit. Like someone else explained, it's not freestyle at all. You can come up with your rhymes in like 30 minutes on the internet; do it in real life within 2 minutes.

Look at the ill'complexity' of my posts ... They're stupid.

If ANYBODY wants to freestyle or battle against me, im me on aim : Aim 1s Gay I'm on alot, if you'd want to that is...

Some of you are fucking dumb
Then again i'm fucking high
I smoke pot till i get numb
And none yall can't deny
i smoke the roach till its microscopic
'cause i been smokin since junor high
what sucks here is this topic
about freestyle motherfucks who can't reply
with a good post that ryhmes

d3v get his pleasure from racism
when the reply button is hit comes one of d3v's orgasms
but then his dick gets a spasm
now in the "100% or 110% thread" he doesnt know its just sarcasm
but then i find a way to make d3v mad and impregnate one of his moms
just throw a racist remark in there and let her scream thru the intercom
i dont know what i'm sayin all this shit gets me confused
till my head starts hurtin, now ima go to bed an' snooze

biatch!1

Some of you are fucking dumb Then again i'm fucking high I smoke pot till i get numb And none yall can't deny i smoke the roach till its microscopic 'cause i been smokin since junor high what sucks here is this topic about freestyle motherfucks who can't reply with a good post that ryhmes d3v get his pleasure from racism when the reply button is hit comes one of d3v's orgasms but then his dick gets a spasm now in the "100% or 110% thread" he doesnt know its just sarcasm but then i find a way to make d3v mad and impregnate one of his moms just throw a racist remark in there and let her scream thru the intercom i dont know what i'm sayin all this shit gets me confused till my head starts hurtin, now ima go to bed an' snooze biatch!1

Man dis man kaos, always acts like he's high
He used to get beat as a child, rememberance makes him cry
I wish I would get an orgasm from racism, that'd help me
I'd get a 12 year subscription, to KKK monthly
Now if you think you impregnated my mom with that little patty
Think again twat, im older than you, and she already had me
100% or 110% thread was just a joke to keep me busy
After banging your mom, my crotch has been all itchy
I had to get some cream, had to smear it fast
I knew I sholda never tapped that ass
But it was good while it lasted, it was all in good Fun
Next time i'll be sure just to stick it in the bum.

Now please just keep my mom out of this son,
And maybe next time i'll keep this outta your mom
kaos is a goofy little boy, who deploys all of these unsuccessful ploys
Now ima have to get packin, and deal with this bitch talkin so much noise
Well i'm runnin outta combacks, im runnin outta rhymes
I'ma have to get back to the lynchin, these niggas outta line!

I'm blue
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