If you were allowed to...

I would steal beef jerky. I love it, but it is far too expensive when it comes to snacks, it should be in the price range of 1usd but instead the cheapest I can find it is 3usd but even that you only get enough to last for an hour.

Are you from America?

Pretty much in agreeance with everyone else: if weed was legal I wouldn't be getting raped by court costs, lawyer costs, subtance abuse classes, and all the other bullshit fees that associate with it.

I also steal paper towels from my work. So shoot me.

Are you from America?

Yeah, I'm from California.

I've already done it as far as my parents go--I had sex with another man.

Ah, still riding that gay train, are we?

Some things never change I suppose.

That's such an odd statement.

"Ah, still inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide, are we? Some things never change."

I'd probably kill somebody if it were legal.

Though I'm all for the legalization of Marijuana also.

That's a very odd fact to reveal.

Yeah, I'm from California.

Then why did you explain beef jerky as costing 3usd.. Just say $3. Noob.

In certain parts of California, there is a dollar sign shortage.

Then why did you explain beef jerky as costing 3usd.. Just say $3. Noob.

I'm not a "Noob" I just know that a few people are not necessarly American here.

I'm sorry. You are most definitely a noob.

I'm sorry. You are most definitely a noob.

Oh, this isn't the flaming forum, keep that out of here, noob.

As bad as this may sound, I would actually like to committ a small terrorist act. Though I never would, and no the FBI shouldn't hunt me down, I think causing massive fear has this dark appeal towards it. I wouldn't want to harm anybody though, maybe just set trash cans on fire in a mall or something, lol. The shitstorm it would create alone would drive everybody absolutely nuts, though if I/you we're to get caught the amount of charges they could file is enormous.

I would probably murder small Mexican children directly in front of their parents whom would be strapped to a medieval torture device.

My God, that sounds like something -I- would do.

How nice...

i will beat up kagom family for giving birth to him.

get rid of all the mother fucking stupid illegal mexicans

I'd go firebomb osmosis and his shithole country

Bye bye Mexico!

I think I'd also shut down PeTA and Scientology.