Worlds Most Advanced Toilet

Apparently, the center also contains a prototype of the world's most advanced toilet. We don't have a picture handy, but in addition to coming equipped with all the automated washing and heating gizmos a Japanese businessman could want, this puppy also analyzes your urine and reports problems to a doctor via the internet! Now that's convenience! If at all possible, we'll have a stool test shortly! The Panasonic Center opens to the public on 9/14.

The Building it is located in

Hope who ever uses it also doesn't get checked for drugs

That would be cool


But how is that a conspiricy?

The conspiracy part is that the Keebler Elves are the ones maintaining and monitoring the "Super Toilet".

Oh dear lord! Run for the hills!

Those Elves are fucking evil. Just like the Carebears.

Originally posted by Jamesadin That would be cool But how is that a conspiricy?

just another way to keep track of the ppl, plus I think the government may use it in sick and twisted ways

Hell, if the government wants to see my bum, so be it... I can't gaurentee anything pretty... lol

Thats in Japan right?

yeah it is, Lol wiccan

I think that alot of people would not want their urine samples sent to their docter... there may be some 'ILEAGAL SUFF' in there... lol.

But not mine of course.

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE just another way to keep track of the ppl, plus I think the government may use it in sick and twisted ways

Actaually its kinda sick having my doctor know whats in my crap and urine every day.

"Ooh, been eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch lately, James?"

I bet people are flocking to this testing center. Hyper Toilet is super kicky cool!

I want a shit analyzing toilet!

Originally posted by BlueCube I bet people are flocking to this testing center. Hyper Toilet is super kicky cool!

Oh yeah let's all run to shit in an ultra modern toilet that can clean up ur ass while u play gameboy!!!!!!!! LOL, ur right, it's super kicky cool

Originally posted by Raziel "Ooh, been eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch lately, Johnny?"

they don't need the advanced toilet just hire raziel he is physchic
I just barely ate a bowl

Originally posted by JohnnyTAE they don't need the advanced toilet just hire raziel he is physchic I just barely ate a bowl

me too

I bet one day they will fit little cameras in some toilets, and have them take picture via sencor and urine / poo splashing noises, and the pictures/movies will be sent to some site via internet called www.voyeurtoiletcamera.com

Nothing like seeing me shit a big smelly one... perhaps by then they will have smell censors that can reproduce the smell... I feel sorry for those who view my video...

SYG and Johnny, are you two serious? Damn...I'm good!