Punk ass motherfuckers broke into my car.

And stole 2 G's worth of shit! Fucking little bitches. If I find them I swear I will slice their jugular and stretch it to the size of a football field.

That's the milder version of some of the disturbing thoughts that are really passing through my head... The scary thing is, that I am calm about it... Not punching any walls... Not shaking with anger... Just ready to kill.

Damn. What do you drive?

A brand new looking 1992 Toyota Camry LE, V6. Still shiny and everything, no scratches, nothing. Fucking assholes.

Where were you when they stole it?

In the parking lot of the apartment complex where I live. Asleep. Since I work graveyard I sleep through mornings and part of the afternoon. Approx. from 8am - 2:30pm. But the whole afternoon I was just sitting on my couch reading a new book, talking on the phone, relaxing you know? It was my one day off work, and I was trying to chill.
The police came out and fingerprinted, but the chances of anything happening with that are, let's say, not promising. I am printing out flyers for the entire apartment complex to see if anyone may of saw anything, or if they see anyone with a big black toolbox of new and old tools alike, to give me a call. I am thinking of using my Eskimo skinning knife.

Try gutting them and hanging random parts on your car, that'll make anyone think twice about breaking into it again.

If you really want revenge. Find them a cut their fingers off, knock them unconcious and make them bite the curb. Throw a rock on their head.

Leave a note saying;

" Hate is my cause, Revenge is my reason"

or vice versa?

Put one of those "Violators will be shot" stickers one your car.

That sucks.. This is the exact reason I have a 13kV force field surrounding my car from pedestrians that get within 10 feet of it. Lots of legality issues though..

just don't get a talking car alarm because those make people want to beat the shit out of your vehicle.

Titusfied did you know it is legal to electify your car in louisiana, as long as there is a clear warning on all sides of the car. Most commaonly used meathod is a toolbox (truck) filled partly of fully (if you have on of those "toolbox truck beds") with car batteries and two small wires ran under the bed of the truck to the cab that make it impossible to touch the truck with out getting a few volts ran though you. In the UK you can attach flame jets under the car.

I've actually seen a car with that "flame jet" security, it's pretty bad ass.

ya, saw that in tv... flame jet thingie.

That is most awesome! I now want to move to Louisiana and get all my complaints dropped!

Yeah, sounds cool but then you'd have to drag the pile of dead, electrocuted Alligators away from your car.

nonononno.

"Violaters will be shot, survivors will be shot again"

Wow, after talking to DFD on AIM, lets just say I'm going to feel VERY sorry for those bitches if they ever get caught

If I had a car, damn, I would so have like an elevator and just put it in my room...

Anyways, the thing I'd also do, speaking realistically, is find them and be like, "So, hows the stuff?".

"eh?"

"You know, the stuff. The columbians got it on time, right? They got that camera over there, so they know who got the car and who dropped the stuff off."

just bascially go from there :-D

Damn, DFD. That really sucks... If it makes you feel any better, somebody stole my bike this weekend.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.