So now I'm even easier to notice.

I got this kind-of-like-a-shopping-bag/purse thing, with Alice in Wonderland on it, and I wanted to know, how exactly do I carry it?
I wannt put my notebooks and stuff in it for school, but I don't know about the dress code and the like, so can y'all throw me a bone??

Pedofile.

What's wrong with Alice?
It was a good book...

Why not sew your own lace or belt+buckle onto the outer edges?
That way you can wrap the belt or lace around your shoulder.

Lewis Carroll was not a paedophïle, he came to know, personally,
younger people. Nor was Roman Polanski, even though he agreed
to the charge of unlawful sex. The book by Aldous Huxley, Brave
New World, portrays sex as an act formed for the purpose of soc-
ial diversion.

I got this kind-of-like-a-shopping-bag/purse thing, with Alice in Wonderland on it, and I wanted to know, how exactly do I carry it? I wannt put my notebooks and stuff in it for school, but I don't know about the dress code and the like, so can y'all throw me a bone??

I demand a picture.

Yeah we're going to need a picture or example atleast before helping you out, buddy.

Actually, I was looking for a picture last night, and couldn't find one, but I guess I can find something the same size...

I can't... oh well.
It has two straps, and both of them are about forearm length long.

Descriptions won't work. Need picture.

Yeah, the picture is going to be needed.

Give me a minute, I might've found a way to find one.

Found one! It's small, though...

apparently the item is called a "tote"

Lol, that's actually quite nice.

Methinks that would go on one shoulder, with your forearm resting on top of the bag part.

Unless your school has really strict policies, you should be able to get away with more or less anything for a bag.

It's pretty big, and we can't have stuff with books in them... so I'm not entirely sure. I'm just gonna see what the girls have and how they handle it...

You can't have bags with books in them? As in small shoulder-bags (you know, the little ones that girls put their makeup, purses, phones and twenty-one million other appliances in) along with your schoolbag?

Surely you can get around that by simply making it your schoolbag - you say it's rather large, after all.

Found one! It's small, though... apparently the item is called a "tote"

This is a good accessory if you love celibacy.

Queer.

This is a good accessory if you love celibacy.

lolol

This is a good accessory if you love celibacy.

Surprisingly, all the girls are giving me support, and think it's a good idea to be weird with.

You're like 12 years old so it doesn't matter, but seriously don't do it when you're older. Unless you wanna be the gay friend.

You're like 12 years old so it doesn't matter, but seriously don't do it when you're older. Unless you wanna be the gay friend.

Because people are not all the same, the reasons for
why they would choose you as a sexual object can vary.
No matter what you do to change them, people won't
change; you can therefore only deduce that you cannot
please them. And, of course, one could only speak for
one's self on such matters as they count, at most, as
"unacceptable thoughts" relevant to one person who
chooses them. On the one hand, who actually enjoys the
world of human events? They aren't all that valuable.
You may end up cursed and suffer for the rest of your
days alone because you just could not be accepted by
everyone. That wouldn't be enjoyable