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Posted 2002-12-05, 03:05 AM
FUNNY JOKE

There were 3 men stranded on an island and were captured by natives. They were told to go and collect 10 of the same fruit and shove it up their bum without making a face or they would be killed. So the first man came back with apples got three up his bum and made a face and got killed.The second man had berries and got 9 up his bum and laughed and got killed. Up in heaven the first guy said to the second why did u laugh u couldve survived and the scond guy replied i onjly laughed cause the third guy came back with "PINEAPPLES"
Same Shi* Different Colour!
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Posted 2002-12-05, 03:22 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
ummm...yeah...are you gay?
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Posted 2002-12-05, 06:45 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
Umm, yeah, he's definitely gay...
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Posted 2002-12-05, 08:17 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
I heard a different version on this same joke, only they were going up to Heaven and they would get in if they didn't make a face.
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Posted 2002-12-05, 10:07 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
fuck you gay to go gay land
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Posted 2002-12-05, 10:14 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
<--------> Retarded <-------->
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Posted 2002-12-05, 10:35 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
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Originally posted by Randuin
fuck you gay to go gay land
It's that an invitation to visit ur house?????
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Posted 2002-12-05, 11:16 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
Haha, damn randuin, you just got bitched!
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Posted 2002-12-05, 11:54 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
He told the joke wrong, the men were not told to put the fruit up their ass until they got back with it....sigh.....Im bored.
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Posted 2002-12-05, 12:07 PM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
*wonders if the joke would of been better with women instead of men*
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Posted 2002-12-05, 02:55 PM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
Nah. It'd still be pretty stupid if told by Frosty.
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Posted 2002-12-05, 05:38 PM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
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It's that an invitation to visit ur house?????
You going to let him do that to you

Sry it was funny
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Posted 2002-12-05, 05:39 PM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
no sirp... but i directed them to ur house
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Posted 2002-12-05, 05:52 PM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
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no sirp... but i directed them to ur house
DAAMMM sirp you going to let him do that?

lol I like to instagate things lol
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Posted 2002-12-05, 07:45 PM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
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no sirp... but i directed them to ur house
Hrmmm... Still trying to get into my house randuin???? I know I'm hot, but you know u have 0 possibilities, That tiny voice of you and you being a shemale won't trick me, I'm aware of your gayness
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Posted 2002-12-05, 09:16 PM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
Moved to chat forum
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Posted 2002-12-06, 10:58 PM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
doesnt everything eventually end up here?


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Posted 2002-12-07, 07:53 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
Well, this IS Zelaron, where every thread will mysteriously end up off-topic...
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Posted 2002-12-08, 01:11 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
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Well, this IS Zelaron, where every thread will mysteriously end up off-topic...
hey did any one see the miami hurricans game today??





LOL
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Posted 2002-12-08, 01:34 AM in reply to Frosty_boi's post "<--------> Funny <-------->"
i'm not gay no no way but i dance around in a gay gay way, i'm not gay no no way, but watchin me dance will make you gay!
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