I may have lice!

Man... This sucks, i was scratching my head like mad today and saw a tiny little bug, i looked up what lice looks like, and i saw that it was the exact same thing..

This sucks ASS man..

Anyone had lice before? Any suggestions? Any way of getting rid?

Dont turn around and laugh, because this really sucks and i'm really bummed out..

I've never had lice before, but my sister has. All you have to do is go get specially medicated shampoo, and wash your hair thoroughly with it a few times, and they will die out. QUestion is, do you have the Lice eggs too?

I'm pretty sure i may..


I've got some kind of bug phobia, anytime i see a bug, besides ant, or fly, or a gnat i freak out... Just think of when i scratch my head, 5 minutes later i feel a little crawling in my fingernail.. I look and i just want to die X_X

I think i may have the eggs, except i dont know...

Tomorrow im going to face the music and ask my mom to pick up some medication and a special medicated comb

Shave your head
Burn your hair off
Pour drain cleaner on the little suckers
Hot box them
Smash them with a 3 pound sledge hammer
Dip your head in sulfuric acid


If all of those fail....try that special shampoo they make for lice.

Lol, hotbox them!! Dude, i've never seen stoned lice.

I guarantee they'd fall off his head and go looking for munchies.

Why dont I just get stoned myself?

Because then you may try and fuck the lice and end up with crabs.