Answering Machine messages

Profile · Posted 2002-06-21, 04:35 PM

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

Chruser

"believe it or not, george isnt at home please leave a messssssage at the beep. I must be out or i've picked up the phone, where could i be? believe it or not i'm not home!" - George's answering machine from seinfeld.

Chruser

"In the episode "The Entertainer" (P-44), Wilma's old friend Greta Gravel remembers her as "Wilma Pebble" -- which we can only assume was her maiden name. Again, in "Dial S for Suspicion" (P-74), one of Wilma's old boyfriends calls her "Wilma Pebble." Yet in later episodes such as "Bachelor Daze" (P-112) flashing back to where she and Betty were working as cigarette girls and they first meet Fred and Barney, Wilma's last name is said to be Slaghoople -- a perfect example of Flintstones quirkiness. "

Chruser

"Chipmunks may consume flower bulbs, fruits, seeds, and seedlings. When present in large numbers, they can also cause structural damage by burrowing under patios, stairs, retention walls, or foundations. Most often chipmunks are simply a nuisance problem."

Chruser

weeeeeeee hello u reached joey castagna's tellaphone if u want ted to talke to me that is to bad cus i am out slaming som eone in the head with a mous head or i just do not want to talk to u leave a meseg after the beep then go to my web site www.thepunkit.com

Chruser

GravitonSurge (10:08:12 PM): that idiot is back
GravitonSurge (10:08:12 PM): http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showth...&threadid=4003
FationSurge (10:09:36 PM): im getting tired of reading thatdude331's stupidness
GravitonSurge (10:09:38 PM): lol
GravitonSurge (10:09:39 PM): i know
GravitonSurge (10:09:40 PM): its not funny
GravitonSurge (10:09:42 PM): its just gay
GravitonSurge (10:09:47 PM): bladex was funny because he was stupid
GravitonSurge (10:09:50 PM): but this guy is just gay
FationSurge (10:09:59 PM): he laughs at himself too what a fucking moron
GravitonSurge (10:10:02 PM): lol
GravitonSurge (10:11:04 PM): i replied
GravitonSurge (10:11:47 PM): Wow
GravitonSurge (10:11:51 PM): people actually POST in that guys forums
FationSurge (10:11:58 PM): ??
GravitonSurge (10:12:04 PM): http://www.thepunkit.com/
GravitonSurge (10:12:06 PM): click forums
GravitonSurge (10:12:09 PM): its that guys website
FationSurge (10:12:17 PM): wtf
GravitonSurge (10:12:44 PM): HE CANT EVEN SPELL HIS FUCKING TITLE RIGHT ON THE FORUMS
GravitonSurge (10:12:45 PM): Rank: the master of all (owner}
GravitonSurge (10:12:49 PM): ( }
GravitonSurge (10:12:51 PM): gj
FationSurge (10:13:02 PM): hes pretty dumb
GravitonSurge (10:13:02 PM): What is going on
Check in for the latest punkit news!
FationSurge (10:13:06 PM): i dont quite like him
GravitonSurge (10:13:08 PM): PUNKIT news?
GravitonSurge (10:13:08 PM): wtf
GravitonSurge (10:13:27 PM): omg
FationSurge (10:13:32 PM): "haha thiz is not so world record man it kinda is the wrld record of gay"
FationSurge (10:13:35 PM): NICE JOB ASSHOLE
GravitonSurge (10:13:35 PM): his sig is just as gay on his own website
FationSurge (10:13:37 PM): god he's gay
GravitonSurge (10:13:44 PM): HAHA you will all die HAHA:-)

FationSurge (10:13:53 PM): yeah omg
FationSurge (10:13:56 PM): what a fucking retard
GravitonSurge (10:13:58 PM): omfg
GravitonSurge (10:14:02 PM): death metal!
Black! Death! Doom! Satanic Metal Sounds! I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

GravitonSurge (10:14:05 PM): Scene
the punk scean show, clothes and HOT CHICKS
GravitonSurge (10:14:08 PM): clothes
GravitonSurge (10:14:10 PM): wow omg
FationSurge (10:14:14 PM): clothes? gody
GravitonSurge (10:14:14 PM): SUpprized are ya (new hang out)
FationSurge (10:14:15 PM): goody
GravitonSurge (10:14:20 PM): im SUpprized !
FationSurge (10:14:28 PM): "and u know u like the blinkey balls man ooooooo yea kiil me now
"
FationSurge (10:14:36 PM): "see we can chat here u just got ot keep hiting refresh"
FationSurge (10:14:48 PM): oh wow
FationSurge (10:14:52 PM): he knows how to use forums
FationSurge (10:14:53 PM): "ok here is how forum chating works

1 u post

2 u waght 30 seconds then hit refresh

3 post

4 if no one post make shore some one is in there
"
GravitonSurge (10:15:00 PM): omfg
FationSurge (10:15:50 PM): "i hate tfc cs is your daddy"
GravitonSurge (10:15:56 PM): omg
GravitonSurge (10:16:01 PM): this kid makes BladeX look cool
GravitonSurge (10:16:03 PM): i cant take it
FationSurge (10:16:07 PM): yes
FationSurge (10:16:10 PM): someone as worse
FationSurge (10:16:13 PM): its hard to fucking believe
FationSurge (10:17:15 PM): god damn what in the fucking hell
FationSurge (10:17:16 PM): "we do at this place in psl called online games aka the matrix it is neto cntral"
GravitonSurge (10:17:28 PM): i wonder how he talks irl
GravitonSurge (10:17:32 PM): can you make typos in real life?
GravitonSurge (10:17:36 PM): if not i bet he can anyway.
FationSurge (10:17:39 PM): remember
FationSurge (10:17:40 PM): his voice
FationSurge (10:17:44 PM): its at zelaron
GravitonSurge (10:17:44 PM): omg yes
FationSurge (10:17:46 PM): remember?????
GravitonSurge (10:17:48 PM): even THAT has typos
FationSurge (10:17:49 PM): OH YEAH AND UHHH
FationSurge (10:17:51 PM): ASDIOANFOSGFJIO!!1
FationSurge (10:17:58 PM): pretty much what he did
FationSurge (10:18:24 PM): "dude u lie like =-O old char haha"
GravitonSurge (10:18:46 PM): wtf?
FationSurge (10:18:53 PM): ??

FationSurge (10:20:04 PM): finally we'll get people on our side
FationSurge (10:20:06 PM): and kick him outta zel