how can i keep up with my addictions

imagine this. Im a smoker, boozer, drug addict, game addict, mud addict, chat addict, pnp rpg addict, rock fanatic, pop fanatic, country fanatic, star wars fanatic, lord of the rings fanatic, book fanatic, tv addict, sex addict, chronic masturbater, chronic liar and now im adidicted to this forum, how is it that i can't like something without becoming addicted to it. I need help here people how can i keep up with all these addictions

You should probably get rid of some *cough,drugs* *cough,spam* and keep the cool ones like LOTR and Star Wars...

Keep the cool ones like drugs.

You're a Sex Addict and a Chronic Masterbator?

You must not be getting the right kind of loving, if any, at all...

Oh yeah, and drop the Country Fanatic, and Mud Addict (WTF is that BTW?)...

nah im just uncontrolably horny i would sleep with anything that has a hole in it

well with all addictions you either quit, go crazy or die...pick one

A Mud is a text-based game.. no graphics..

Multi-User Dungeon, actually. There's a thread about it somewhere. Alright, start with consolidating ( read: eliminating ) a few of the "similar" ones. Stop masterbating and go fuck an actual woman. Read Star Wars and the Lord of the Rings books ( fixes SW, LOTR, and Book addict ). Stop listening to country and change it to "good music addict." Stop paying to play MORE THAN ONE online game at once ( save you some money to buy drugs, I guess ). Quit smoking, because that's a bad habit. Chat using the forums. A MUD is a game, so consolidate that. And uhh... when you lie, tell the opposite of what isn't true. If you can't get these done, then you might just want to become addicted to putting bullets ( bullet ) in your head, because there isn't much else you can do.

How does this Mud thing work exaclty? Can someone plz tell me, I'm curious as to know. Or better yet, can someone show me it or where it is?

Run a google search for Multi-User Dungeons... argh... nevermind... I'll do it for you.

EDIT: www.mudconnect.com seems to have a quite large archive of MUD domains. Their server sucks a ratcock though so it takes five minutes to load an 8k page.

Thanks, I'll check it out...But if I can't get to it or just don't feel like waiting, can you tell me something? What is it like? Is it like a Dungeons and Dragons type game or something like that?

nah im just uncontrolably horny i would sleep with anything that has a hole in it

That can get you into quite some touble. I would suggest you kill yourself, saves time with the AIDS and it gets rid of the addictions.

kill yourself angel

Thanks, I'll check it out...But if I can't get to it or just don't feel like waiting, can you tell me something? What is it like? Is it like a Dungeons and Dragons type game or something like that?

It's like Dungeons and Dragons sorta, more like online role playing ( AOL has a huge community known as Rhy'din ) actions are described with text and then you roll... I guess it depends on the MUD though, some have their own unique code.

OOOOOOOOH!!! I know what those are! I've actually been in a few of those before! Sorry for wasting all of your time with these questions, I just never knew thats what they were called...Yesh I stupid lol

Wait a minute i made an entire thread about muds and now people start giving a fuck. go here there are a bunch of links too http://www.zelaron.com/forums/showth...threadid=21694

Go to an NA meeting. Proclaiming an active drug addiction is nothing to be proud of, champ.

I would be more ashamed to admit the Dungeons and Dragons stuff and the chonic masterbating

I would be more ashamed to admit the Dungeons and Dragons stuff and the chonic masterbating

Well i dont see whats wrong whit DnD really i used 2 play it whit friend and it can be fun when played whit alchool

"angel" of war for the Chronic masturbater maybe you should considering on lowering that a little cause it sound like hand scar could be on the way for you.

how would masterbation give u a scar like that?