Reasons for Americans to unite in rev0lut1on

If your were a political/revolutionary leader and you had to speak in front of millions of Americans that you knew felt the same way as you, they just needed to be led and have their beliefs confirmed. Beliefs that the government can no longer protect us, that they no longer have our best interest in mind (never did), that they simply can not trust anyone in power! What would you tell them, how would you unite them?
Lets have it. I'm thinking a long the lines of; income taxes, patriot act, police brutality/corporate muscle, war on drugs, foreign wars, restricting our freedoms/constitutional rights. Brainstorm it up people.

(Let's try and jump-start this) How much money do I have, exactly? If I have enough, I can just get them on my side using shiny clothes mixed with big words.

I'd take some fear-mongering talking points, along with plenty of propaganda and completely submerge people in it.

Having internet trolls spread rumors, as well as amazing photoshops of the president getting waisted at a bar, would be nice, too. If you can't force people into wanting you, force them to dis-want him.