"Hey now, Lenny is my China so you better not donald duck with him or I'll get barry with you and kick your april." translates as:
"Hey now, Lenny is my MATE so you better not FUCK with him or I'll get ROUGH with you and kick your ARSE."
China plate = Mate
Donald Duck = Fuck
Barry Cluff = Rough
April in Paris = Aris = Arse
And "I had a butcher's at your boat race and it's Cambridge and Oxford. Definitely not Calvin Klein. Did someone take a camel's on it?" translates as:
"I had a LOOK at your FACE and it's AN UGLY FACE. Definitely not FINE. Did someone take a SHIT on it?"
Butcher's Hook = Look
Boat Race = Face
Cambridge and Oxford = Ugly Face (don't ask why it doesn't rhyme)
Clavin Klein = Fine
Camel's Hump = Dump = Shit
Here's the thing. Halo 2 (which is what we play) isn't even out for PC yet. And when it does come out, it won't even work on WindowsXP. It's gonna be VISTA only! Plus, according to Bungie.net (you know, the people making the game), you CAN NOT play Vista versions of the game against Xbox Live versions. Sorry Lenny, you're outta luck.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.