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Taken from Alien Abductions Inc.

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Shiyuan says:



Perfection a it's Finest has been added to the conversation.

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
. . .
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
What the hell?
"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" says:
Meh. Go away Andrew, I'm on the phone.
Mayra says:
O.o
Kongming says:
I just invited everyone
Kongming says:
*Clicked Other Contacts*
Kongming says:
O_o
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
. . .

Mayra has left the conversation.

Kongming says:
Fuck yew Britt
Perfection a it's Finest says:
12 people!

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has left the conversation.

Kongming says:
you and yer lesbian...
aja says:
who da fuck are you people

Jeremy has left the conversation.

Kongming says:
.
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
I do not even know who I am talking to..
Kongming says:
...Aja..I dont think remembers me anyway
Kongming says:
O_o
Remy LeBeau {Gambit} says:
I'm Jim
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Eh...
Perfection a it's Finest says:
The hell.
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
I do not know any of you.
JRdigs says:
hello jim
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
wow.
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
That is special.
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
I'm Lee...
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Oi.
aja says:
riiiiiight...

aja has left the conversation.

Remy LeBeau {Gambit} says:
Who are you, JR?
Kongming says:
Lee...Hubber lee
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Alas.
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
No longer do I go to that place.
Kongming says:
...
Kongming says:
YOU'RE STILL HUBBER LEE GODDAMNIT

Perfection a it's Finest has left the conversation.

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
No.
Remy LeBeau {Gambit} says:
Does thy know moi?

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has been added to the conversation.

Mayra has been added to the conversation.

aja has been added to the conversation.

Jeremy has been added to the conversation.

Perfection a it's Finest has been added to the conversation.

Kongming says:
Invite em all back
Kongming says:
O_o
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
I've seen too many rooms go to hell...
aja says:
eat me
Remy LeBeau {Gambit} says:
Why must thy annoy moi ?

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has left the conversation.

aja has left the conversation.

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
And Teen Hub has been there.
Kongming says:
Lmfao
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
And is sinking...
Remy LeBeau {Gambit} says:
Yes.....Hell.....

Jeremy has left the conversation.

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
No one roleplays...
Kongming says:
Thats my irl brother, that just left
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
They just bicker.
Kongming says:
Lmao
Remy LeBeau {Gambit} says:
We roleplay

Perfection a it's Finest has left the conversation.

Kongming says:
We stick our nuts in your mouth
Kongming says:

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Ha ha...
Remy LeBeau {Gambit} says:
In fact,About 20 minutes ago
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Funny.

Perfection a it's Finest has been added to the conversation.

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Morons.
Kongming says:
Stay, biatch!
Remy LeBeau {Gambit} says:
I stomped Tyler into the ground
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
I'm leaving.
Kongming says:
Lee..
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
I do not have time for this.
Kongming says:
Me either
Kongming says:
O_o
Mayra says:
lol
Mayra says:
wtf
Mayra says:
lol
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Yeah...
JRdigs says:
what do I have to do with this?
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Who the hell invited me in here anyway?
Kongming says:
I did
Kongming says:
I invited all of yew
Kongming says:

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
. . .
Remy LeBeau {Gambit} says:
I'm just here
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
I am on your list?
I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos says:
Well i'm out.
Mayra says:
:: walks out ::
Kongming says:
Holy Shit
Kongming says:
yes
Kongming says:
O_o
JRdigs says:
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Strange...

I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos has left the conversation.

Mayra has left the conversation.

I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos has been added to the conversation.

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Regardless, I am leaving.
Kongming says:
Biatch
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Don't invite me back.
Kongming says:
Stay

I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos has left the conversation.

Kongming says:
alright lee

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has been added to the conversation.

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Otherwise I will ignore you.

Mayra has been added to the conversation.

Remy LeBeau {Gambit} has left the conversation.

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path has left the conversation.

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has left the conversation.

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path has been added to the conversation.

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has been added to the conversation.

Kongming says:
Whoops
Kongming says:
Sorry Lee
Kongming says:
Lmao

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has left the conversation.

Mayra says:
ahhHH!!!
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Hm.
Kongming says:
:X
Mayra says:
WHY U KEEP INVITING ME!!!
Kongming says:
For real, it was an accident
Kongming says:
O_o
Mayra says:
-.- evil.......................
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Fine.
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
And yes, I am evil.
The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Heh.

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has been added to the conversation.

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path says:
Ciao.
Mayra says:
LOVE U U ALL BUT TAH TAH

The reaper's scythe I fall upon to light my path has left the conversation.

Mayra has left the conversation.

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has left the conversation.

Kongming says:
Holy shit
Kongming says:
O_o

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has been added to the conversation.

Perfection a it's Finest has left the conversation.

Kongming says:
Fuck You..Fuck You...Fuck You..Fuck you...Fuck you..Fuck You..Fuck You...Fuck you...Fuck you
Kongming says:
:X

"Floating, falling / Sweet intoxication! / Touch me, trust me / Savour each sensation!" has left the conversation.

Kongming has left the conversation.

JRdigs says:
hahahahahahahahahhahaahah
JRdigs says:
who are you?
JRdigs says:
comon, dont be shy.
Wow says:
WHo are you?
JRdigs says:
wow.
JRdigs says:
i dont know.
Wow says:
Me neither
Wow says:
Cya

Wow has left the conversation.

I am an excillent human specimen.

FOR ME TO POOP ON

"barf"

"barf"

pwn pwn pwn