World Record Thread

Doing it in a bathroom though!? :P I hope it was clean at least, geez.

Heh. It was at a park for me, and a mom and her kids walked into the bathroom and we jumped up on the toilet in the stall, waited for them to leave, and then proceded. It was fucking HOT! Some of the best sex I've ever had.

Rofl. The whole "danger" thing is an attraction for most.

Ya. I remember an episode of the Simpsons where Marge and Homer did it inside a mini-golf windmill or something.

I think I saw that one. I dunno ...just ...bathrooms ...ew .

Ya... well it's not any grosser than anal sex I suppose.

Well. There literally is feces all over the place in there ...so you're getting all intermingled with hundreds of peoples' bacteria from their crap. Mmmm ...hot, right? :P.

Totally hot.

And sex in public places is less romanticism and more...I forget the word.

You make it a habit to shit on the seat? Theres always the the sink :P

Just testing my pointless animted sig until i get another one. The catgirl got old.

See...doing it in toilets is just weird.

Doing it in a bathroom though!? :P I hope it was clean at least, geez.

The bathroom was newly constructed, so it was pristine. It had been completed practically the day before. And we weren't in a stall, we were on the counter next to the sinks. Good times, and the riskyness of it is what made it so exhilarating.

You make it a habit to shit on the seat? Theres always the the sink :P Just testing my pointless animted sig until i get another one. The catgirl got old.

Boobalicious <3.

I don't believe so.

Could I write a program that, while I'm idling, randomly finds old threads and posts a post from them?

Anything should be possible.

Time to start a new discussion...the Bathroom sex one is disturbing.

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From the mind of someone who doesn't know the first thing about programming: Would it be possible to do it using Random numbers? But it would also need to have some kind of access to the forum database...find out the number of total threads. Using a random number it picks one - that thread number e.g. 545870. Then it would, knowing how many posts are in that thread from the database, pick another random number and copy that post...but how?

Then finds another thread, that is active (more random numbers?) and posts it.


First things first...would that work at all?

I think it could just use random numbers, 1-700000 or however many threads there are (which it could find out).

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?p=random number 1-700000

Then just some way to count the posts, you could probably do that via the number of <anchor> tags on a page.

How would it find out the number of threads?

Sigh. I had to clean the woman's bathrooms yesturday at work. The handicap stall was...foul. There was, quite literally, shit on the floor. Not a lot, but I still used like...a TON of tp so I didn't have to touch it, and it smelled so freakin' horrible. I left the stall dry-retching, and getting sympathetic looks from other people who were in there.

Never...again...will I...EVER...do that.

Go clean up my crap.

I'd rather rub your nose in it, I think.