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Ha ha. Job.
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Posted 2004-10-20, 10:21 AM
He he he. Just remembered from an RS lesson about Job in the bible.

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Job was, at the time, supposedly the most faithful worshipper of God.

At the regular meeting of spirits (says it in the bible, but in different words) Satan goes to God and says along the lines of: "I bet you your faithful worshipper (Job) won't stay faithful through bad times."

So God gives Satan the power to do with Job, and all he owns, what he will, but he must not hurt him.

SO Satan kills all of Job's animals ('bout 10,000 in all) and his sons and daughters. And Job is heartbroken (becuase of the bad things), but stays worthy.

Next meeting of the spirits, Satan says to God: "I bet he won't stay faithful through illness." And God allows Satan to do as he will, without killing Job.

And Job gets this illness and such. And curses God. And God gives him a rollicking.

And it is funny!

The actual titles of the little things are:

Prologue
Satan tests Job
Satan tests Job again

and so on, like a book, with an Epilogue at the end.

You ought to read it sometime.
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Posted 2004-10-20, 10:29 AM in reply to Lenny's post "Ha ha. Job."
What the fuck are you talking about?
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Posted 2004-10-20, 10:35 AM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "What the fuck are you talking about?"
I read none of that.

How's everyone doing today.
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Posted 2004-10-20, 01:01 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I read none of that. How's everyone..."
Sovereign said:
I read none of that.

How's everyone doing today.
Same. Good. How are you Sov.
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Posted 2004-10-20, 01:46 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Same. Good. How are you Sov."
Good, thanks. What about you, Mantra?
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Posted 2004-10-20, 01:53 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Good, thanks. What about you, Mantra?"
Sovereign said:
Good, thanks. What about you, Mantra?
i r teh peekay.
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Posted 2004-10-20, 07:22 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "i r teh peekay."
Once upon a time, this cricket ate a cat, and had a hernia...and then he got genital herpes some how.
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Posted 2004-10-21, 04:35 AM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "i r teh peekay."
mantralord said:
i r teh peekay
'd??

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Posted 2004-10-21, 09:52 AM in reply to PureRebel's post starting "'d?? poopoo(10char)"
No-one read about it???

Do you lot even study Religion in school???

No?

Oh well.

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As long as what you say has a religious meaning/or anything that is even remotely linked to religion, then I will let you post whatever you want.

Don't know if the mods will allow it.

But it is my thread, and some things are quite funny.
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Posted 2004-10-21, 10:09 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "No-one read about it??? Do you lot..."
Funny. Horrendous, was the word I would use about your threads and spam.
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Just ask the married chick he fucked.

Who Delivers ten times out of ten?
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Posted 2004-10-21, 10:12 AM in reply to MightyJoe's post starting "Funny. Horrendous, was the word I..."
I find some of it funny. Agreed, there is a horrendous amount of spam in most of my threads. But then, there's the threads that I create, that are spam in sheeps clothing. So the actual spam actually looks like contribution's to the thread.
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