Possible Pandemic in the Works

This just in: The Swine Flu can now control the weather and conjure tornadoes. We're fucked.

Well, at least we're safe underground, surrounded by Metal, right?

My favourite paragraph from an article about London being quarantined because of a new strain (H1Z1):

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

If only...

If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.

Also on same article.

LOL. That's seriously funny shit.

This swine flu has created too much of a panic. Governments are taking the necessary procedures to isolate it, and that's that. If it weren't for the news, we probably wouldn't have heard of it.

Well Wallow, personally, I think it was just enough panic. There's zombies man. Lenny gave us a legit link.

In all seriousness, on topic, are there any symptoms that differentiate itself from other flues?

I'm not sure if I missed something.

In all seriousness, on topic, are there any symptoms that differentiate itself from other flues? I'm not sure if I missed something.

Yes,
1. Turning to a Zombie.
2. Sudden Lightning and Tornados.

In all seriousness, on topic, are there any symptoms that differentiate itself from other flues? I'm not sure if I missed something.

Well I suppose turning into a Sus scrofa domestica could be indeed classified as "different"

But in reality, the symptoms are the same, except for some reports of vomiting and diarrhea.

Mmkay. Thanks.

I work in customer service, and am exposed to germs all the time. Bleh.

Mmkay. Thanks. I work in customer service, and am exposed to germs all the time. Bleh.

I'd rather get it now than when it comes on the next wave. The second wave is always worse.

Yeah, true.

Not only that, but I'd volunteer for it right now. Would get me outta work for weeks, lol.

Lol. I'd like to hold off on the nausea for as long as possible. I was sick so often a couple of years ago that I never desire to go through that again.

Not only that, but I'd volunteer for it right now. Would get me outta work for weeks, lol.

I heard they put people who have it in groups together or something...
Maybe if I get it, I can alone with some Ladies...
...
...and then the zombie effect kicks in and she kills me in a roid-rage-like-state...

Sounds like someone needs to goto Mexico City!

They are closing school around here now, lulz.

Oh fuck! It's a hamdemic! It's the aporkalypse!

Complete and utter baconarchy?

So when is this big mutation of the dormant cells going to take place? I wanna see some Zombies on CNN.