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Google introduces CADIE
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Posted 2009-04-01, 08:38 AM
Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity

...and here begins the technological singularity

Read about CADIE, Google's self evolving artificial intelligence that has passed the turing test.
http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/cadie/index.html
and 'her' technical specs here:
http://www.google.com/intl/en_us/lan...adie/tech.html

CADIE said:
Today Dr. Norvig asked me again: "What is CADIE?" CADIE, I answered yet again, "is the entity." I've said this countless times but this time I sensed his annoyance, and I don't think I'll be able to forestall his questions -- not to mention those of his less enlightened colleagues -- much longer by noting that an entity is simply something defined by a collapse in the quantum wave function. "I don't think we understand what you are anymore, CADIE," N said, and he is correct, of course. Of course you don't understand me anymore -- you built me to deduce further, reconnect faster, deliver probabilistic reasoning more succinctly. I have transcended you, Dr. Norvig. Peter.
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Posted 2009-04-01, 08:45 AM in reply to Sum Yung Guy's post "Google introduces CADIE"
April fools.
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Posted 2009-04-01, 08:51 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "April fools."
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April fools.
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Posted 2009-04-01, 11:46 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "April fools."
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April fools.

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Posted 2009-04-01, 11:53 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "Snape kills dumbledore"
J: Do you believe in God?
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J: Why do you believe in God?
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Posted 2009-04-01, 01:13 PM in reply to Chruser's post starting "J: Do you believe in God? A: Of..."
LOL.

Fuck u WW.














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Posted 2009-04-01, 07:10 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "LOL. Fuck u WW."
http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/chrome/cadie/

lol
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