One Sentence Story

Well, since the One-Word and Three-Word topics are so popular.. how about a One-Sentence story? This way, it won't degenerate into one huge run-on sentence...

BEGINNING OF STORY:

While walking down the road, Steve had the feeling that he was being watched.

As he turn around, he caught a glimpse of an elderly man approaching him.

The elderly man smiled like one of those "evil villian guys", and Steve realized that he was in deep trouble with a certain group of people he had run into before.

That group, was the Tree Huggers Association of Mexico.

Steve thought quickly, "Bah, you burn down ONE old growth forest to make room for an empty field, and these 'THAM' people chase after you for life!"

"I am going to have to think of a way to stop this" he said aloud.

then they all hugged the trees and masturbated with the trees and everybod lived a happy life

That was pretty stupid, so I am disreguarding it.

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He decided he would try to bribe them with grape nuts and tofu.

"i know i will kill all the people that hate tree's!" he replyed.

So he armed himself with an axe, and rallied his sidekick Tom into battle against the filthy hippies.

The hippies raise their flower slingshot and pulled back as hard as they can shooting flower pedals all over the place.

then they see a rainbow that sprinkles them with love

"Oh crap, a rainbow that sprinkles love," he said, unaware that the rainbow was created by the hippies to sprinkle love and DOOM to all who oppose them.

So, to counteract the effects of the hippies' sissy-ass rainbow, Steve summoned his army of Zombie-Hobo-Dentists to perform their dreaded "Zombie-Hobo-Dentist Dance Of Terror"!!!

The Zombie-Hobo-Dentist Dance Of Terror dealt 84359 points of damage to the hippies.

and healed all the other people from the rainbow that sprinkles love on every one."Look at that" One said "there must a a gabrillion of them"

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The other then said, "I wish the A-Team was here, theres no way we can take on this many."

"dont give up your hopes brother, as victory is near! slash down apon them with great vengience and furious anger! to those who attemp to poison and destroy my borthers!" he shouted then began to turn to the dreadful dark side, in which he consumed the chaos around him and went physco

There was an intense beam of light that shined through the darkness as the hippies marched ever, closer.

Suddenly, the hippies' worst fears all came true in a shining beam of spam.