Official Dream Discussion Thread: Post your dreams!

I had very odd dreams last night. Among the most odd was this one.

I had decided to go on a fishing trip to Montana or something (I have no idea why, I'm not even really big on fishing) and I was going to take a train to get there. Well I got on the wrong train, and ended up in Italy (apparently trains can cross oceans in dreams) and it only took like 30 minutes to get there. I was shocked and amazed when someone told me "this isn't Montana, this is Italy" and didn't really believe them, but it ended up being true. I didn't really know what to do while I was there so I just hung out at the train station that had a casino and a bar and other such fun things in it. I ended up meeting up with Chruser somehow and we hung out for a bit, then Skurai showed up as well. Somehow, Chruser found out that Skurai was adopted and found his mother and decided to play a trick on him. For whatever reason, in this dream world, people would grow fertilized human eggs and eat them as delicacies (basically eating fetuses), and we ate some at one point. Chruser actually figured out some way to get an egg from Skurai's mother and grow it and decided to trick Skurai into eating it. Well, Chruser bailed at the last minute before Skurai was going to do it, so I had to follow through with the prank. Right after Skurai starts eating the fetus/egg thingy, I say "How does your little brother taste?" Naturally, Skurai gets really pissed at me for the prank, and Chruser is nowhere to be seen, so he assumes it was all me. For whatever reason, Skurai wanted me to do something really gay with him to make up for the prank. I could never really figure out what it was, he either wanted to suck my cock or give me a lap dance, but it never happened anyway. I realized that I had been given a note for Skurai a bit ago and decided that I should probably give it to him, but I decided to read it first. It said something along the lines of "We are in possession of a check which you need to take control of." Before I gave it to him, I deduced that someone had probably died and left him an inheritance, and I figured that the only real family he had was his mother. I asked Skurai what it would feel like to find out that his biological mother that he has never known was dead, and we talked about it for a bit. I don't really remember the details of the conversation, but I think he basically thought it wouldn't be that big of a deal, so I gave him the note. Turns out, he inherited like 32 million dollars from his mother, and he decided to party it up in the casino for a bit. He ended up giving me like $5000 in chips to play with and from then on we were friends. The end.

..........amazing.

Weird dream. I can't remember mine from last night, but not long ago I dreamed that a friend of mine had my child and I was excited about being a dad, but we got separated at this weird club and then her husband called me and told me she had lied and that it wasn't my kid.

Why the fuck was I in Italy?


I had an odd dream last night, while spending the night with Seth and Noah. I can barely remember it, but let me try my best.

I was in High School again, with my girlfriend and friend Josh (Josh didn't even go to the same school as me) as well as Brandon/Seth/Noah. Anyways, I had my laptop with me, and I went to the bathroom to jerk off to Lightning from FFXIII hentai. So I'm on the toilet jerking it when Seth walks in and calls my name. So I have to stop, and go chill with them. Unfortunately this puts me in super Freud mode, where EVERYTHING gets me hard. After a while I end up just rushing back to the bathroom, downloading a bunch of furry porn, sitting on the floor of the showers and cumming a bucket load all over the floor.

Needless to say, I jerked it when I got home.