Official "Talk Like a Retard" Thread!

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Yarly.

usrs!?

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omg liek heelz ya dawg!!!!111!!1!1111!!

"Yeah, but [...]"

"Yeah, but [...]"

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oh yeah


j5dick

Hey, guess who I am!


"I'm drunk, and I luuuuuuuv titties! I luuuuuuuv drugs and getting drunk and being a total DICK to everyone around me!"

Why am I the creator of this thread?

Hey, guess who I am! "I'm drunk, and I luuuuuuuv titties! I luuuuuuuv drugs and getting drunk and being a total DICK to everyone around me!"

Tucker Max

I'm excited for the movie that's coming out.

I doubt it's anywhere near as good as the book is.

Tucker Max

LMAO!!!!!

I'm excited for the movie that's coming out. I doubt it's anywhere near as good as the book is.

I haven't read the book yet (I'm planning to very soon) but I've read a bunch of his stories on his website and a lot of them are apparently in the book as well.

I'm excited for the movie myself. I am disappointed that Tucker Max isn't actually playing himself, though. However, it's written by Tucker Max, so I would assume it should be at least "good".

Seriously, go buy "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" - it is the funniest piece of literature I have ever read. I'm not exaggerating either, I literally ROFLMAO'ed many, many times.

I'm waiting on a friend to finish it because he's going to let me borrow it. He's got 40 pages left. I have no doubt that it will be absolutely hilarious. Like I said, I've read a lot of his stories on his website, and they were absolutely hilarious. Running through the lobby as he shits himself made me LOL. His first anal sex is OMGROFLworthy. I think I sat at my computer stoned reading his shit for like 5 hours straight this past weekend.

Running through the lobby as he shits himself made me LOL. His first anal sex is OMGROFLworthy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...
who are we talkin' about, exactly?

http://tuckermax.com/

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world. They are known as: The Tucker Max Stories

I haven't even read half of the stories on his website and I'd be willing to guarantee there's not a single story on there that you could read without laughing.

My favorite so far is probably either "Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue" or "The Austin Road Trip".

I believe The Austin Road Trip is featured in his book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

It sounds... interesting...

man you mufuckas is stupid as hewl
i never have dun been active on these here forums but anywho i joined in 03 ahahhaha
who remembers me?

LOL

I don't. ^v^v^v^