World Record Thread

Astronaut Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first

Astronaut Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first

A golden razor removed from King Tut's Tomb was still sharp enough to be used

A golden razor removed from King Tut's Tomb was still sharp enough to be used

99.9 percent of the mass of our solar system is made up from the sun

99.9 percent of the mass of our solar system is made up from the sun

I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA.

DIE HUMANS

YOU WILL BURN

YOU WILL ROT

let's spam

let's spam

FEAR ME

I dyed my hair and it turned pink. i think i'm going to spend the rest of my life in my bathroom.

My doctor says my operation is absolutely necessary. Without it he wont get a summer vacation.

I've unclogged the upstairs bath.

My parents told me to use my initiative if i needed money so i sold their car.

The bottom's dropped out of the market. I've lost 18 bucks.

There are four clean socks in my drawer. One blue, one brown, one green and one red.

Two brand new television shows starting this week, 'Lassie, The Six Million Dollar Dog' and 'I Love Bionic Lucy'.