World Record Thread

The capital of Holland is 'H'.

Dentistry's come a long way in the last few years.

A car or a boat, maybe; but I'm not lending you money or food.

Teacher say if I don't do well at school, I'll end up like you.

When you told me on the phone you were 42, 22, 38 I didn't realize you meant your age, you I.Q., and you shoe size.

Gesundheit!

The tectonic plates move about as fast as your fingernails grow.

The tectonic plates move about as fast as your fingernails grow.

What's a good hand signal for backing onto a freeway?

In 1977, a 13 year old child found a tooth growing out of his left foot

In 1977, a 13 year old child found a tooth growing out of his left foot

D'you wanna give any money to save Norwegian crocodiles?

A grizzly bear is capable of running as fast as an average horse.

A grizzly bear is capable of running as fast as an average horse.

If you don't buy one of these pencils, you're placing an unfair burden on the rest of society.

The average pencil will draw a line 56.3km (35 miles) long

The average pencil will draw a line 56.3km (35 miles) long

I can't find my clean underwear.

Per a 1995 poll, 3.9 percent of the women surveyed said they don't wear underwear

Per a 1995 poll, 3.9 percent of the women surveyed said they don't wear underwear