"Two tubby skanks pose in front of the sign for some shitbag town named "TITTENSOR." Before they changed the town to such a fucking stupid name, it used to be called 'Big Fat White Bloated Fleshy Cow-ville.' "
An extra for the newest Appleton City hit film, "Night of the Living Goddamn Shitheaded Assholes That I Caught Hanging Around Near my Motherfucking Toolshed That I Was Almost Done With Until They Leaned on a Goddamn Board That I Told Them Not to Fucking Lean On and Then the Entire Left Wing of it Collapsed and the Moron Tried to Run Away But Forgot He Left His Shitty 1995 Ford Taurus In My Goddamn Driveway So I Began to Beat the Unholy Shit Out of It With a Pickax Until I Passed Out in the Middle of the Fucking Street and Ended Up Getting a Bruise on My Ribs Where a Wheelbarrow Ran Into Me."
Hello, welcome to Hell. This is a photograph of what will haunt you for the rest of your life. Every time you close your eyes, you will see this. Every time you go to sleep, you will see this. It is the Devil himself.
The most recorded song of all time, with more than 2,000 versions, is 'Yesterday' by the Beatles. It originally appeared on the 'Help!' soundtrack, and was number one for four weeks in 1965.
The most recorded song of all time, with more than 2,000 versions, is 'Yesterday' by the Beatles. It originally appeared on the 'Help!' soundtrack, and was number one for four weeks in 1965.
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