"Oh no, the Dick Witch is here to shove her log into your eye. Jesus fucking Christ, what's the deal with all the mutants and wood today? I hate wood, I once fell asleep in the forest and I woke up in a jail! How the hell does that work, I fall asleep for five fucking hours and they somehow manage to build an entire jail around me, what kind of fucking shit is that? It's some Russian communist Cuban thing I tell you, and also I hate witches so that's that and if you can't deal with it then you can go back to Canada and your little commie pinko health care system."
"Oh no, the Dick Witch is here to shove her log into your eye. Jesus fucking Christ, what's the deal with all the mutants and wood today? I hate wood, I once fell asleep in the forest and I woke up in a jail! How the hell does that work, I fall asleep for five fucking hours and they somehow manage to build an entire jail around me, what kind of fucking shit is that? It's some Russian communist Cuban thing I tell you, and also I hate witches so that's that and if you can't deal with it then you can go back to Canada and your little commie pinko health care system."
"The Alverson family. They've got drawings all over their putrid corpses so they might disguise themselves as real humans. No luck, chuckwagons, I've been using their heads to clean my chimney for the past month."
Thank god for the NO signs, huh? Goddamn that's ugly.
"How the hell could somebody throw out a perfectly good chair like that? Oh wait, upon closer inspection, there appears to be a gigantic humanoid-shaped shit stain on it. Nevermind."
"Hahahaha, oh that's just swell, I bet their kids will have one fucking huge lawsuit on their hands. I'm assuming the Yeti Queen and Shower Scrub there will buy a book at the mall and figure out how to reproduce after a few weeks of studying."
I don't know what that greasebag of phlegm on the left is, but I'd bang that elf chick on the right. She must be from some other town, one that doesn't have so much fucking cosmetic toxins in the water supply. Not that the freakclowns in this town don't need a few buckets of cosmetics lumped onto their faces to make them vaguely resemble some humanoid-shaped forms.
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