One/Two/Three Word Story Thread!

Doofus' mom.


Yay, we completed the sentence, now put it together for us OP.

and so did their

COME ON GUYS!

screamed the lilweird

One day a nigga came up to hustler magazine and applied that the manager
is being very sucky at his h4x0r skillz, plus his ass is looks like a fat
chick..... Anyway the nigga found a dollar lying in a pile of really bad
grapes when he jumped on the counter and grabbed the grapes. he licked
his ass with the dollar. Slapped his sister for giving him STD's. ALso
The nigga had a blue couch which he often made his girlfriend do nasty
things. Then his mom found out about what those stains... So he licked
the pants clean to find nothing but fluids, then his slut came and sucked
the orange juice off his dirty dirty dirty elmo doll....pet yak....

So da nigga named Krewzer, decided to visit da whorehouse down on fifth
avenue to visit his grandma and fu*k his crack whore. Krewzer needs to
buy more coke, but cant find his pimpmobile. So Krewzer decides
to drop a visit to his moms house to beg her for some cash. he succeeds,
but gets 3$ only. "3$?" he says "Scew this!" krewzer gets very mad n'stole
his poor'o grandma's money back at the bitch's house he proceeds to light,
up his favorite blunt the Optimo, Then the nigga realized how racist that
jizmo is when it comes to nothing. And how much of a fool slaynish
accomplishes to play himself as being.. well, a fool who does nothign but
tpye wronge, and kick jizmo's ass with a lobster tail, and then some mod
closed this thread because you found a statement that was a pic of
Doofus_AW sticking his cls sign up his ass to pry out Titusfied, who'll
kill him. In his dreams, while sleepwalking Doofus realized he was
gangbanged by males that were quite large in their minds and their peckers
smelled exactly like Doofus' mom..................

My favorite part:

you found a statement that was a pic of Doofus_AW sticking his cls sign up his ass to pry out Titusfied

fucking animals.....

. Later on

while Doofus_AW was

lubricating his monkey...

his mom walked

off a cliff

and fell 1000000000000000000000000000000000miles

into a garbage dump

without floors or walls

and smelt like shit

. He got out of

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta

murahhahah that pic is mad awsome.

The pimpmobiel that he hi-jacked from chruser...

and tied him



-Slaynish, only 1, 2, or 3 words!!-