World Record Thread

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

According to Aristotle, wind direction determined whether a baby would be a boy or a girl

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

According to Aristotle, wind direction determined whether a baby would be a boy or a girl

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

Sneezing was considered to be a good omen in the ancient world

Sneezing was considered to be a good omen in the ancient world

CD's are good phrisbees.

CD's are good phrisbees.

Ferdinand Porsche, who later went on to build sports cars bearing his own name, designed the original 1936 Volkswagen

Ferdinand Porsche, who later went on to build sports cars bearing his own name, designed the original 1936 Volkswagen

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

The coded-signal used by the French Resistance in WWII to mobilize their forces once the Allies had landed on the Normandy beaches was 'John has a long moustache

The coded-signal used by the French Resistance in WWII to mobilize their forces once the Allies had landed on the Normandy beaches was 'John has a long moustache

A scalene triangle is one with unequal sides and angles.

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.