Ack... I'm aching all over, I'm stiff, sore, tired, battered, bruised, have a limp in my right leg, and a hobble in my left leg, my ankle is swollen to the size of a tennis ball, my left knee barely bends, and my left thigh is rock solid... but man alive, did I have fun today - five-a-side football (
proper football, mind, not this daft pick-it-up-and-run football), anything goes.
Took out four of their five players, and flipped one of my own team over my shoulder.
Scored two, as well - we won 10-0.
And now I can barely move. So off to bed goes I before I have to hop in. Toodles!