Real or Fake? You decide!

HOH was completely owned in this thread.

I'm still waiting for these pics though.

It's funny how he hasn't responded lately. Yep, I'd say he got owned pretty bad.

And I missed it.

[06.22.34 PM] <KagomJack> Hi Cassie [06.22.36 PM] <KagomJack> Whomever you are. [06.22.39 PM] <KagomJack> Hi Willkill [06.22.43 PM] <Willkillforfood> Hi [06.22.45 PM] <Willkillforfood> who's Cassie? [06.23.09 PM] <Willkillforfood> Kagom, you crazy queer you [06.24.20 PM] <Willkillforfood> you guys are boring damnit [06.24.26 PM] <HandofHeaven> she's sitting on my lap [06.24.30 PM] <HandofHeaven> about to smoke one with me [06.24.36 PM] <Willkillforfood> you named your blow-up doll, HOH? [06.24.38 PM] <HandofHeaven> and she can't stop laughing [06.24.40 PM] <HandofHeaven> nopr [06.24.46 PM] <HandofHeaven> she's in 302, I'm in 205 [06.24.53 PM] <HandofHeaven> she wants to stay the night [06.25.13 PM] <Willkillforfood> Drugs/Alcohol: Getting men laid since time began [06.25.40 PM] <HandofHeaven> yeah [06.25.46 PM] <HandofHeaven> we already madeout in her room [06.25.49 PM] <Willkillforfood> nice [06.25.53 PM] <Willkillforfood> she hot? [06.25.54 PM] <HandofHeaven> and now I'm havin people over [06.25.56 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yeah [06.25.58 PM] <Willkillforfood> take nude pix for the forums [06.25.58 PM] <Willkillforfood> [06.26.08 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'm 5'3, 120 lbs blonde hair (this is Cassie) [06.26.14 PM] <Willkillforfood> Hi cassie [06.26.24 PM] <Willkillforfood> I'm 5'3", 500 lbs with red hair. [06.26.30 PM] <HandofHeaven> Wow, cool [06.26.33 PM] <HandofHeaven> Ha, who are you guys? [06.26.45 PM] <KagomJack> I'm Kagom, the resident gay guy. [06.26.52 PM] <Willkillforfood> Yea, he's queer as a 3 dollar bill [06.27.00 PM] <HandofHeaven> Hi [06.27.02 PM] <KagomJack> Unlike Monsieur HoH there, I won't drop roofies into your pina coladas. [06.27.05 PM] <HandofHeaven> So how do you know Joe? [06.27.12 PM] <KagomJack> The internet. [06.27.14 PM] <Willkillforfood> He stalked my sister [06.27.17 PM] <Willkillforfood> jk [06.27.17 PM] <Willkillforfood> =P [06.27.29 PM] <HandofHeaven> He's hot [06.27.36 PM] <Willkillforfood> that's what kagom said [06.27.36 PM] <HandofHeaven> But a little weird [06.27.54 PM] <HandofHeaven> He'll get laid tonite [06.27.59 PM] <Willkillforfood> I bet. [06.28.02 PM] <HandofHeaven> But I guess I shouldn't have told you that [06.28.04 PM] <KagomJack> By any chance are you blonde? :> [06.28.08 PM] <HandofHeaven> Me and my roommate want to have fun [06.28.12 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yup, that's what I said [06.29.09 PM] <HandofHeaven> Joe's crazy, he went 240 miles the other night just for a half oz. of bud [06.29.26 PM] <KagomJack> Little known fact: Joe's bisexual. [06.30.17 PM] <Willkillforfood> he likes it up the ass from dogs [06.30.24 PM] <KagomJack> pfft [06.31.19 PM] <HandofHeaven> Well, maybe me and Jess will have fun with him [06.31.49 PM] <Willkillforfood> You, jess, and a big black man [06.32.01 PM] <HandofHeaven> Nah [06.32.10 PM] <KagomJack> You need one more guy in there to make it work. [06.32.12 PM] <HandofHeaven> Jess is 5'7, 120, and she's a dirty blonde [06.32.12 PM] <KagomJack> Trust me [06.32.13 PM] <HandofHeaven> Nice ass [06.32.16 PM] <KagomJack> He is very much bisexual [06.32.20 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'm bisexual... [06.32.26 PM] <KagomJack> I went down on him a few months back [06.32.46 PM] <KagomJack> lol [06.32.49 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'll go down on him as soon as he kicks these people out [06.32.52 PM] <KagomJack> Bisexual women don't really exist [06.33.44 PM] <HandofHeaven> :P [06.34.08 PM] <KagomJack> [06.34.34 PM] <HandofHeaven> You're kind of creepy [06.34.43 PM] <KagomJack> lol [06.34.46 PM] <KagomJack> I'm just being an ass. [06.34.53 PM] <HandofHeaven> How did you get with him if he lives somewhere you don't? [06.35.22 PM] * KagomJack rolls his eyes [06.35.25 PM] <KagomJack> I was being silly. [06.35.30 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yeah right [06.35.36 PM] <HandofHeaven> I've got nice boobs, hun [06.35.46 PM] <HandofHeaven> 34C, and Jess has 364 [06.35.49 PM] <Willkillforfood> you're a figment of his imagination [06.35.50 PM] <HandofHeaven> 36C [06.35.58 PM] <KagomJack> Cool [06.35.59 PM] <HandofHeaven> You're an ass [06.36.01 PM] <KagomJack> But I'm actually gay [06.36.04 PM] <HandofHeaven> Are you fat? [06.36.07 PM] <KagomJack> And boobs don't amuse me :> [06.36.07 PM] <HandofHeaven> Oh [06.36.11 PM] <HandofHeaven> a Gayass [06.36.16 PM] <HandofHeaven> They are nice though [06.36.23 PM] <HandofHeaven> I've got a pretty revealing outfit on [06.36.52 PM] <Willkillforfood> are you dressed like a clown? [06.36.54 PM] <Willkillforfood> I like clowns [06.36.55 PM] <Willkillforfood> mmm [06.36.57 PM] <KagomJack> haha [06.38.31 PM] <KagomJack> Are you very sexually active? [06.38.46 PM] <Willkillforfood> Me? Yea. I have a huge gut. [06.38.47 PM] <Willkillforfood> Mmm [06.38.52 PM] <KagomJack> [06.38.53 PM] <KagomJack> > [06.39.08 PM] <HandofHeaven> I have had sex with like 1 person twice [06.39.19 PM] <HandofHeaven> I've got a short tank top on and booty shorts [06.39.57 PM] <Willkillforfood> I bet you have *wink wink* [06.40.16 PM] <KagomJack> Y'know [06.40.17 PM] <HandofHeaven> It's fun [06.40.21 PM] <KagomJack> Most girls are offended by that question. [06.40.23 PM] <HandofHeaven> I know I'm hot [06.40.26 PM] <Willkillforfood> So, do you have herpes? [06.40.28 PM] <Willkillforfood> I like herpes. [06.40.38 PM] <HandofHeaven> No [06.40.44 PM] <HandofHeaven> I have a nice body though [06.40.53 PM] <KagomJack> Show us a picture of yourself. [06.41.03 PM] <Willkillforfood> Show it to Kagom, he's gay ...he can be a good judge [06.41.11 PM] <HandofHeaven> I could, but I don't have a camera here [06.41.16 PM] <HandofHeaven> Sorry [06.41.18 PM] <KagomJack> Have you no MySpace or Facebook? [06.41.19 PM] <Willkillforfood> No myspace? [06.41.21 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'm sure he'll send pics [06.41.27 PM] <HandofHeaven> Nope, not much of a computer girl [06.41.30 PM] <Willkillforfood> He sends Kagom naked pics [06.41.32 PM] <HandofHeaven> Much rather be smokin and drinkin [06.41.35 PM] <Willkillforfood> You type fast for not being a computer girl. [06.41.35 PM] <HandofHeaven> I doubt it [06.41.42 PM] <HandofHeaven> well, I chat [06.41.45 PM] <Willkillforfood> oh? [06.41.54 PM] <HandofHeaven> Like, on a webcam [06.41.58 PM] <Willkillforfood> Oh? [06.41.59 PM] <HandofHeaven> But only for guys I like [06.42.01 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yup [06.42.05 PM] <Willkillforfood> Oh? [06.42.15 PM] <HandofHeaven> mhmm [06.42.28 PM] <Willkillforfood> Joe's been with a transvestite hooker before. [06.42.36 PM] <HandofHeaven> Haha, really? [06.42.38 PM] <Willkillforfood> yea [06.42.40 PM] <HandofHeaven> He told me he's a virgin [06.42.42 PM] <Willkillforfood> he gets on here and tells us all his stories [06.42.44 PM] <HandofHeaven> :P [06.42.49 PM] <Willkillforfood> well, he has never been with a woman [06.42.51 PM] <Willkillforfood> just men [06.42.54 PM] <HandofHeaven> Wow [06.42.58 PM] <HandofHeaven> That's hot, I guess [06.43.03 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'll have my fun with him anyways [06.43.13 PM] <HandofHeaven> He has good bud too, hopefully he can hook me up [06.43.29 PM] <KagomJack> So you're in it for the pot? 8] [06.43.35 PM] <HandofHeaven> Nah [06.43.42 PM] <Willkillforfood> I knew girls that would fuck people for pot [06.43.43 PM] <Willkillforfood> pretty sad [06.43.46 PM] <HandofHeaven> No [06.43.52 PM] <HandofHeaven> I want him to sell me a bag [06.43.56 PM] <HandofHeaven> Cuz It's good [06.44.01 PM] <HandofHeaven> And my sister is just like that [06.44.04 PM] <HandofHeaven> Fuckin whore [06.44.14 PM] <KagomJack> I'd just fuck his brains out and sweet talk the pot out of 'im :B [06.44.26 PM] <Willkillforfood> IRC: Where the men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents [06.44.41 PM] <HandofHeaven> Hahaha [06.44.51 PM] <HandofHeaven> He's a nice guy [06.44.58 PM] <HandofHeaven> But I know we'll smoke a bunch [06.45.01 PM] <HandofHeaven> He'll be a nice fuckbuddy [06.45.06 PM] <Willkillforfood> You don't have to tell Kagom [06.45.09 PM] <Willkillforfood> Kagom knows how "nice" he is [06.45.16 PM] <HandofHeaven> Haha [06.45.17 PM] <HandofHeaven> Wow [06.45.25 PM] <HandofHeaven> I left him a note on his door [06.45.29 PM] <HandofHeaven> My number [06.47.03 PM] <HandofHeaven> You guys are boring [06.47.26 PM] <Willkillforfood> You need to get a new crab shampoo and that special brush [06.47.45 PM] <KagomJack> I'm actually chilling out with my boyfriend, so excuse me :B [06.48.03 PM] <Willkillforfood> I'm watching Discovery Channel, I'm busy [06.48.04 PM] <Willkillforfood> GODDAMN [06.49.17 PM] <HandofHeaven> Wow [06.49.19 PM] <HandofHeaven> That's weird [06.49.49 PM] <Willkillforfood> AVAST ME MATEY! SHE BE HIDE'N MANY A CRUSTACEAN IN HER SNATCH! YARG [06.49.55 PM] <KagomJack> haha [06.54.26 PM] <HandofHeaven> No, I have a clean and good pussy [06.54.27 PM] <HandofHeaven> :P [06.54.47 PM] <Willkillforfood> Of course, your crabs eat any foreign debris. [06.55.27 PM] <HandofHeaven> No way [06.55.33 PM] <HandofHeaven> I'm kind tight too [06.55.36 PM] <HandofHeaven> [06.56.05 PM] <Willkillforfood> of course, HOH [06.56.07 PM] <Willkillforfood> I mean, girl [06.58.13 PM] <HandofHeaven> Say what? [06.58.20 PM] <HandofHeaven> He's in a different room [06.59.08 PM] <Willkillforfood> I bet [06.59.56 PM] <HandofHeaven> Yeah, well I'm gonna go over there [07.00.07 PM] <HandofHeaven> Bye [07.00.11 PM] [«»] HandofHeaven [ n=thor10@***.**.***.*** ] has quit IRC [ ] <KagomJack> lawls in my balls <Willkillforfood> Kagom ... <Willkillforfood> I dear you to post the log <Willkillforfood> and be like <Willkillforfood> "Is this real or fake? You decide " <Willkillforfood> Good thread!

I've been to many chatsites. Definately real.

You guys are boring...

Your mom was boring last night. Maybe that's because I was strangling her.

Your mom was boring last night. Maybe that's because I was strangling her.

No, that was my Dad, with his Pen.15...

I heard them ...

Super. You might be getting a baby brother.

Super. You might be getting a baby brother.

Why not a sister? You some sorta sexist!!

Lolz, Maybe.

Yes, I am sexist.

Yes, I am sexist.

That's not nice. You're gonna make all 50% of my mothers Genetics cry!