Minor Grievances

Why are the customers at my store so unbelievably stupid?

Spain won. Stupid Torres.

Headache.

Ti...tir....so tired~

Bills are a pain in my ass.

I was walking... In the woods.
I heard like, this sound, and uhh... I look over and there's a friggin' wolf, seriously. It was real....
and in my head I was thinkin' of the... thing someone said, no Idea who it was...
"I love to watch people who think they love animals and understand them getting Mawled by them later."
I knew with a quote like that in my head, that if animals really are telepathic...
For all I know, he might just attack me just to mess with my head....
(this is were It gets crazy)
So I start to walk, alright... I dunno why... it sucks... my feet just kinda, moved on there own...
and the it growls, and it's not this "hey man back off" growl it's this "Hey man I'm a frggin' Genetic monster from like, Resident Evil o something" kinda growl.
So, by reflex, I reach for my gun, then I realize "Oh... crap, this is real life, nobody is ever prepaired in real life..."
So instead, I wip out a cellphone, and I call..someone I can't really remember who, and I'm like "Stan! Dude, you're not gonna believe this...!"
and this chick is like "I'm not Stan... Who is this..!?"
and So, to lighten my mood, I decided to say something really random back.
"Captain Falcoln!!!"
"what...?"
"Show me a move...!"
"What the hell....?"
"Falcoln----PUNCH!"
"I'm leaving..."
...
and she hung up...
So I look over, and y'know what I see?

The wolf left....
I'm thinkin' " Ahhh.... No crazy Wolf vs Human battle...?"


I'm Skurai, and I'm a Student...

Minor Grievance: Reading the above post was excruciating.

As are most of that guy's posts.

Although I did like the Captain Falcon reference from Super Smash Brothers. That's my nigga.

I was walking... In the woods. I heard like, this sound, and uhh... I look over and there's a friggin' wolf, seriously. It was real.... and in my head I was thinkin' of the... thing someone said, no Idea who it was... "I love to watch people who think they love animals and understand them getting Mawled by them later." I knew with a quote like that in my head, that if animals really are telepathic... For all I know, he might just attack me just to mess with my head.... (this is were It gets crazy) So I start to walk, alright... I dunno why... it sucks... my feet just kinda, moved on there own... and the it growls, and it's not this "hey man back off" growl it's this "Hey man I'm a frggin' Genetic monster from like, Resident Evil o something" kinda growl. So, by reflex, I reach for my gun, then I realize "Oh... crap, this is real life, nobody is ever prepaired in real life..." So instead, I wip out a cellphone, and I call..someone I can't really remember who, and I'm like "Stan! Dude, you're not gonna believe this...!" and this chick is like "I'm not Stan... Who is this..!?" and So, to lighten my mood, I decided to say something really random back. "Captain Falcoln!!!" "what...?" "Show me a move...!" "What the hell....?" "Falcoln----PUNCH!" "I'm leaving..." ... and she hung up... So I look over, and y'know what I see? The wolf left.... I'm thinkin' " Ahhh.... No crazy Wolf vs Human battle...?" I'm Skurai, and I'm a Student...

That was actually fairly funny. Maybe it's just because I'm tired, but I liked it, even though the word like was over used when extensions such as "-esque" exist and could have been used.

My mouth hurts like a bitch. Damn wisdom teeth.

First off, I'm starting to get really annoyed by people who quote the whole of another person's post in reply, regardless of how long it is, and then add a few words like, "Hmmm... I see."

Secondly, the people I work with are fucking idiots. "Right, Lenny, I've got a job for you and Dom. Go and label those boxes." So we do. Half an hur later, we finish labelling the boxes, "WTF are you both doing?! The labels don't go on like that! You put them here, that way round, and tie the fucking boxes with gold fucking ribbon!". And we're supposed to know that, how... ? We're working there for the Summer, damnit. We have spare time between the end of exams and the start of University, and we want money. How are we supposed to know how what someone who has spent forty years working there on the minimum wage knows?! Oh yes, I forgot, I did a friggin' A-Level in box labling.

I keep on getting hit on by creepy old guys at work. D:

I keep on getting hit on by creepy old guys at work. D:

Cut that shit out, Vault Dweller!

Hey, man, I can't help it. When you start getting senile, you just say the most inappropriate things to young ladies.

4th of July plans foiled.

I'm so bored...homework is boring! At least this is my last year, thank the God, Gods, Goddess, Goddesses, Man Beast, Abe Lincoln, Iron Man, Hulk, Superman, Batman, and CyberPowerPc.com.

Fuck girls.

Fuck girls.

How can fucking girls be a grievance?

Well, if they're obese or just plain ugly.

But I wasn't talking about intercourse, I was saying "Fuck" as a negative adjective.

Well, if they're obese or just plain ugly.

I don't care if they're obese. Paper bag for the ugly ones. Tell them it's something you read in a book on new sex positions and things to try.

But I wasn't talking about intercourse, I was saying "Fuck" as a negative adjective.

I understood you, I was just having a bit a fun.

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Minor Grievance: Bumped my head on my wall. Headache!