Featured Member (December 2008) (You can choose more than one option this time, too)

Short story or Novel?

Short story. As interesting and fabulous as I may be, I don't think many would be able to handle a full novel. And anyway, the box on the Portal is only small.

you could allways link it to lets say a download thats copyrighted novel that you made

Alas, I'll have to create my magnum opus first and have it copyrighted before that could happen. But believe you me, sonny boy, when it does you'll be the first I send a link to.

Is there anything in particular people want to know? It's always nice to have something in mind when you're writing about yourself. I could rattle on about how I have extra testicles rather than nipples, three cocks (so how do my trousers fit? Like a glove!), and that if I turned the charm on I wouldn't be able to move for a sea of lovestruck women, but not everyone wants to hear about that.

Bump! Sorry for the delay. Cause: Extreme sexual exhaustion.

Also, I had to ensure that the factual veracity of the Featured Member description was indisputable.

"Originally retooled from City 17's dusty text-to-speech machine "Whargarbl", Lenny is Zelaron's most beloved drinking game smurf. He is an avid book reader, a quintessential war trumpet player and a rumored pyromaniac. He is also, alike a camel, more intelligent than a dolphin."

hahahahaha.

Holy shit, that is pretty good.

I like it.

War trumpet ftw!!