Drinks are good

Always wanted to try Grey Goose... Is it just really expensive vodka?

Yup. It's smoother than others, though. And is immensly better than vodkas such as Mr. Boston or Poland Spring.

Grey Goose isn't the best. It's just the prettiest. Kettle One > Grey Goose.

Then agian, I'm not much of a vodka guy. I prefer beer or a Crown and Coke.

And speaking of 40's, I once had a 40 of "Beer." Seriously, all the label said was, "Beer." It was $1.99 and was the worst liquid I've ever tasted.

I bet someone just pissed in a bottle and slapped a label on it. And you drank it.

Is Finlandia vodka considered good? I thought it was, pretty smooth.

Never had it, but if it was smooth it sounds good to me.

I'm sorry to report that we all got too fucked up to even start drinking. I fell asleep with my eyes open, staring at people and snoring.

How do you do that? Sleep with your eyes open?

I've tried it once or twice...but it never seems to work.

Eh, I smoke 2 chill-ums of some pot from new york and was still fucked 4 hours later, and I slept from 1200 until 1230. I was gonna crack a few cans open but I couldn't keep my eyes open.

Ask my friend. HE smoked too much of the northern lights one day, and told me he forgot how to inhale at will. He was having a hard time smoking the pipe.

He forgot how to inhale at will? Bloody hell...how much did he smoke?!

I'd imagine you'd have to be pretty knackered to go to sleep with your eyes open.

OMG GUYS! I drink fucking beer. WORSHIP ME.

*bows down* Messiah!

Beer is alright, though I love hard liquor because I hardly ever puke.

How does that work? Doesn't the hard liquor make you even worse?

You have to drink less liquor than you do beer for the same effects. Less liquid makes it easier to not throw up.

Malt Liquor is the shit that really fucks you up and gives you a better chance at throwing up.

Hmm, that's true. I think my friends are stupid because they say they always puke when they have hard liquor; they just have a weak stomach. They don't know that you need a nice pallet of food in your stomach for the booze to fall in/on. Dumb people.

Only time I ever puked was when I drank wine. Never puked from hard liquor that I can remember, although I think I might have the first time I drank.

I remmeber you used to tell me how drinking is stupid and the only alcoholic drink that you like is wine. Maybe it was someone else but idk.

I havnt dranken anything alcoholic in so long it seems like. That's probabaly a good thing too, considering im doing track and everything. My brother and his friends always offer me blunts and try to pass me the bong but im like "no" and my bro says that im a pussy and i used to be cool because i used to smoke pot with him all the time lol.

Sometimes i wish hed get his life together
anyways uhh yeah drinks are good though, id love downing some jack or something softer right now.