Heh, only one of them cleared... Still $2,000 is a lot. Why would you chance your dumbass by making it so fucking obvious? Why wouldn't you just take a hundred or so every month so it wasn't so fucking obvious. Don't be such a moron.
I would say grab a car and head towards Mexico or Canada, which ever is closer.
Hope you don't get try'd as an adult. Be prepared for a lot of ass raping. And as Shinto said, mask your IP and just leave wherever you are, they will find you.
he deserves it. But you'd have to do a lot :/ Any idiot who would come out publically about doing something illegal should be chastised and then put in Solitary for a month.