World Record Thread

TYPOS!

TYOP LIK 4 KNG

hentia fapping asians=comedy gold.....

Dain bramaged

Swallows...Why do you swallow...

Coriander, why are you a coriander?

'Cause it means 'Hidden worth' , plus I like the sound of it.

Why are you Swallows?

I am Wallow because I wallow in pain at the thought that "He" (meaning that infidel WW) changed my name. It used to be flawless, Why, but he changed it to Wai and I was forced to kiss his feet so he would change it to something less idiotic. That's why

i am kyeruu cause it means stfu pansies

hmm, you're pretty vain for being an outcast

So, I was writing this essay. It was a really cool subject. It was about.....






























the game.

I've got a secret!

hehe i know i'm vain, it's my ability to like NOT CARE >_>
here are the reasons

1.You: "died"
me:........he died.....so?
2. your'e rich and own me in every way
me:.....so?
3. i think your'e retarded.
me: i don't givea fuck >_> tell it to someone who cares, or genuinly get a life and get over it

that's how i get through my life,

if i dont know you, if i dont' give a damn if you live or die
if your'e not someone i love
why should i care what you think you can drop dead for all i care, i'll go to the funeral for the free cookies

My friend and I were playing the new mario kart for the Wii and he unlocked a new stage. It was the coolest stage ever. It was the game.

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