World Record Thread

I still love you in a very heterosexual friend sort of way.

Psh, right.

I love you in a heterosexual way too! Just not in the "I wanna touch you" heterosexual way.

So you love me in a homosexual way. The "OMG! You're squishy and I wanna use your boobs as a pillow!" homosexual way.

I'm confused. And tired.

It's okay. *patpat*

Wooooop! Getting a new graphics card!

My friend is selling bits of his computer (and then kitting it out with cheap components and giving it to his sister) to get enough money to buy a Macbook (poor fool), and I'm getting his graphics card.

3 months old, he paid the full price of £280 for it, I'm getting it for £120 plus his old graphics card that I bought off him for £50 6 months ago.

The graphics card I'm buying is an nVidia 640mb 8800GTS. £120 for it. Woop!

Oh, in dollars that's a $560 card for $240.

Ugh, Craig will pat me sometimes >.<

Thank you for the conversions.

o.O Do I even want to know?

Wooooop! Getting a new graphics card! My friend is selling bits of his computer (and then kitting it out with cheap components and giving it to his sister) to get enough money to buy a Macbook (poor fool), and I'm getting his graphics card. 3 months old, he paid the full price of £280 for it, I'm getting it for £120 plus his old graphics card that I bought off him for £50 6 months ago. The graphics card I'm buying is an nVidia 640mb 8800GTS. £120 for it. Woop! Oh, in dollars that's a $560 card for $240.

That's sweet!

It's nothing bad. He just likes to pat me when I say something silly. It annoys me a lot.

I seeee...

I really do hate it when he does that -__-

Aw...

...

*patpat*

NO PATTING! PATTING BAD! >.>

plz dun pat ;_;

Better than a fist to the mouth.

Touche.

And it's a shame, because if I said "What if I take my patting south?" it'd be completely wasted on you.

Damn gay men.

It would be wasted on me. And to that I reply with this: