World Record Thread

So you changed your signature into a 'ruff'?

I hate dogs.

Fuck you then. Dogs are awesome as hell.

Dogs, like traditional Coliery Brass Bands, should be shot on sight.

I don't see the purpose for a dog, anyway.

We're past the hunter-gatherer lifestyle in which we needed to use dogs for multiple survival aspects.

Puppies are alright, but with nintendogs, no one needs a dog.

Besides, even dogs that can't leave little shits all over your floor still need too much care, and are overall boring.

If you really need a pet, get a kitten!

Dog are vicious little bastards.

Cats are better. They can look after themselves, too.

Exactly my reasoning.

I would like to live a life for myself, and not have to waste all of my time on a "vicious little bastard" as you rightfully put it.

Plus to see the contentment on a kitties face after you dote upon it is priceless.

And noone hates furry aminals.

Spot on.

Cats are a lot more cuddly, too. And are a lot less messy. They clean themselves! Who can argue with that?

Dogs can keep your house safe (if they're big enough) and they make great comapnions for single people who sometimes just don't want to deal with the drama of other people. Then there's also the fact that dog owners live longer than cat owners and animal owners, in general, live longer than non-pet owners.

Cats are prissy bitches though. But I still love kitties <3

But if the cat has bad breath, he doesn't smell so great when he's done cleanin himself.

I've seen reports of it being the cat owners living longer than dog owners, in general.

Rawr!

Rawr!

Smack my bitch up!

want to.....

Ruff dog!

You're an ass clown.

You're a cookie baker...

Thank you!

I'd love to bake Cookies. You get to eat them all once you've baked them.