World Record Thread

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Somehow I don't see that happening.

Lenny's a suave motha fuckah =o.

And Jess isn't a mother. She doesn't fit the bill, sorry.

She will be a mother once you're done with her.

So what are you trying to say Lenny, you only fuck mothers.


Huh.


Mother fucker?

I sit by a really hot MILF in my english class. =P. I was all touching her and shit and then I asked her how old she was and she was like, "older than you'd think." And she was like, "My husband graduated in '94 and I graduated shortly after." She has a kid in kindergarden, lol. I almost feel dirty for hitting on her =O.

An adult? In a 19 y/o's English set?

This is funny...

College perhaps?


Anyways WK you need to hit that. Hot married milf.

O
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Just the thought makes me uh

I wonder what her husband would say... and the kids.

No one would ever have to know.

How about we do the ol' switcheroo WKFF? You get her into bed, turn off the lights, then I come in and finish the job and no ones the wiser.

So WK does all the hard work, and you pant for a few minutes?

Déjà vu, anyone?

Oooh! Yes please. Milk and two sugars.

Would you like to try it with a dash of cinnamon as well? It's rather delicious, I must say!

We have a nightclub called deja vu here


Or maybe its a strip club. idk

It's a strip club. We have them up here too.

Gasp. Dirt people.

Mud wrestling more your style sov?

Cinnamon is horrible.