World Record Thread

"Mr. Griffin, That's not a growth, that's your penis."

"Oh. Huh. Well, what about the-"

"Testicles"

"Well how about that!"

I don't know what a doctor would do if I asked what my wang was.

*giggle*

"That's your penis."
"My penis?"
"Yes, your penis."
"...What's a penis?"
"... ...You're kidding, right?"

Hehehehe... *giggles like a school girl*

CHAVS SHoULD DIE!!

They've learnt more on their own by the age of 14 then they have in years worth of Sex Education in school.

It's sickening...

Talking about that, I was in the basement corridor at Lunch, getting my Tech folder, and I saw a lass come out of the boys toilets followed by what was obviously her boyfriend. They were both really happy. She said: "Don't worry, only one person has seen us."

Sixth formers, eh? Deary deary me...

Chav lover.

Wait what's wrong with that story, Lenny?

The only thing I can think of is if they're really young.

All Chav's MUST die a horrible horrible death at the hands of over-enthusiastic Chemistry and Biology students with brand new scalpels and chemicals that are pretty colours and very very dangerous.

That'd be the coolest piece of coursework! Examine the effects on a range of Explosive Chemicals on your average Chav. Cut them open and drip various Chemicals onto their hearts to see how their heartbeat changes...a girl I know in Uni did that with live frogs on Tuesday. She said it was horrible.

Well, they're both either 16 or 17. They looked to be young...

And these are the toilets for Years 7, 8 and 9, on the Basement corridor/Locker Corridor, between two Deputy Heads offices.

16/17? Let em do what they want, they're old enough.

I know they are. Heck, if I was the sort, I could do the same thing. Not saying they shouldn't.

But still...in the middle of a school...

Why not? Hell, I once hooked up in the bathroom of the Middle School when I was in High School, just for the hell of it.

Dude, sweet.

Kweh?

lol. Romantic places? Who needs them when you can have sex where people crap.

I'm apparently a high functioning autistic person. Funny, isn't it?

Nothing wrong with Romanticism and there's nothing wrong with spur of the moment good ol' fashion fuckin.

Congrats!

























You didn't let a internet site tell you that did you? Because then it would actually be proving itself correct by your belief in it.

No, I actually was told that by my mom. I had complained about always being toted around to Psychiatrists for most of my early childhood and she explained that I had Asperger's Syndrome.

Everyone has a little bit of a romantic in them. Some more than others.

Though, there are the occasional outliers.

Cool, are you like the rain man?