World Record Thread

Like that episode of Seinfield where Kramer keeps seeing Joe DiMaggio eating a bagel in the dinner and he keeps "wooping" to get his attention. lawl.

Woooop! Woooop!

I once saw Lenny kill a man with a tooth pick.

Wow...

The guy wouldn't give me a sausage. He had to die.

That little face brings back flashbacks.

Whatever these flashbacks are...it wasn't me who did it. Honest.

So since you killed someone, like that makes you a Chav right?
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Or maybe your more of a Hannibal Lector type? Intillectual yet, pyscho? That's what I would be, theres much more respect in doing a job well done.

I'd prefer to be the Hannibal type.

Being a Chav is grounds for a bood geating.

A good beating too.

My day sucked

Awwww...how come?

Girls are to fucking confusing. End of story.

I see.

What you need is an all-night conversation with your best friend and the cute little Australian lass in the year below.

Lol.

There is now enough content in this post. Repeated bullshit messages will result in ban.

It really does help.

The only girl I've had a proper conversation to in the past couple of months...and it was really fun.

Elvis hated pussy.

Elvis also hated Beowulf. GET OVER IT

The Beowulf story is a fun story.

Grendel is even better though.

Beowulf from the monster POV.