World Record Thread

I did SlimFast for a few months. Worked a bit. I actually liked the drinks.

Yeah, but they're still a bit too sweet for my tastes.

I thought they tasted like shit. If someone wants to lose weight they should just portion their foods right and get some exercise. Lost 105 lbs that way.

But then the food corporations lose money accord to Kevin Treudeu (spelling?)

They can sue me.

The proof of the pudding is the box it came in.

People in stone houses should not throw glasses.

I'm one cool sob.

Omglolzhaha

You feeling lucky, Punk?

Lucky like a ducky.

Mother fu ...ah geez, it rhymes though!

Bwa haha.

Gah I can't remember when this picture was taken that is my avatar but that dog sure is smart.

Why would you know when it was taken?

Unless!!!

I get it! You're the tramp! !

You sir are correct! :P

Well, I've been insulted and threatened (to death) by an angry boyfriend who said he'd kill his own boyfriend if I "stole" him. Laughable, really

Dude needs and elephant tranq, IMHO.

Yeah, I totally logged the convo, though.

What a moron...

Yeah. It made for an interesting (and extremely laughable) night. I liked the part where he said I was too stupid to see how perfect he is XD