Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no. Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik.
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or eaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you. Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week.
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window. Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak.
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person... but you know they're lying. If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again.
Tune into Horoscopes Today next week to see what the following week holds in store for you!
Based on Your Horoscope Today by Weird Al Yankovic
I've been Dr. Lenny. Thanks for watching, and good-night!
hehe that's right... it did start with your registration form... altough I had the idea to just use everyone elses sigs/ava's before that, just to confuse them, and call myself the chameleon or the copycat........................................... .........................................
They didnt do name changes anymore so I dropped it, until I saw this oppurtunity.
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