World Record Thread

I'm still in the lead at 49%!!

He was a cop and good at his job, until he commited the ultimate sin and testified against other cops. Cops gone bad. Cops that tried to kill him but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands. An outlaw hunting outlaws, a bounty hunter, a Renegade!

Walker Texas Ranger vs Renegade!


WHO WOULD WIN???!!!!

The Crazy British Guy who no-one loves vs. The Renegade Cop gone bad.

Who would win?!

Tune in to:

Zelaron: Deathmatch

tonight at 12 midnight, only on Fox.

A Alpha Time Zone Military UTC + 1 hour
ACDT Australian Central Daylight Time Australia UTC + 10:30 hours
ACST Australian Central Standard Time Australia UTC + 9:30 hours
ADT Atlantic Daylight Time North America UTC - 3 hours
AEDT Australian Eastern Daylight Time Australia UTC + 11 hours
AEST Australian Eastern Standard Time Australia UTC + 10 hours
AKDT Alaska Daylight Time North America UTC - 8 hours
AKST Alaska Standard Time North America UTC - 9 hours
AST Atlantic Standard Time North America UTC - 4 hours
AWST Australian Western Standard Time Australia UTC + 8 hours
B Bravo Time Zone Military UTC + 2 hours
BST British Summer Time Europe UTC + 1 hour
C Charlie Time Zone Military UTC + 3 hours
CDT Central Daylight Time Australia UTC + 10:30 hours
CDT Central Daylight Time North America UTC - 5 hours
CEDT Central European Daylight Time Europe UTC + 2 hours
CEST Central European Summer Time Europe UTC + 2 hours
CET Central European Time Europe UTC + 1 hour
CST Central Standard Time Australia UTC + 9:30 hours
CST Central Standard Time North America UTC - 6 hours
CXT Christmas Island Time Australia UTC + 7 hours
D Delta Time Zone Military UTC + 4 hours
E Echo Time Zone Military UTC + 5 hours
EDT Eastern Daylight Time Australia UTC + 11 hours
EDT Eastern Daylight Time North America UTC - 4 hours
EEDT Eastern European Daylight Time Europe UTC + 3 hours
EEST Eastern European Summer Time Europe UTC + 3 hours
EET Eastern European Time Europe UTC + 2 hours
EST Eastern Standard Time Australia UTC + 10 hours
EST Eastern Standard Time North America UTC - 5 hours
F Foxtrot Time Zone Military UTC + 6 hours
G Golf Time Zone Military UTC + 7 hours
GMT Greenwich Mean Time Europe UTC
H Hotel Time Zone Military UTC + 8 hours
HAA Heure Avancée de l'Atlantique North America UTC - 3 hours
HAC Heure Avancée du Centre North America UTC - 5 hours
HADT Hawaii-Aleutian Daylight Time North America UTC - 9 hours
HAE Heure Avancée de l'Est North America UTC - 4 hours
HAP Heure Avancée du Pacifique North America UTC - 7 hours
HAR Heure Avancée des Rocheuses North America UTC - 6 hours
HAST Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Time North America UTC - 10 hours
HAT Heure Avancée de Terre-Neuve North America UTC - 2:30 hours
HAY Heure Avancée du Yukon North America UTC - 8 hours
HNA Heure Normale de l'Atlantique North America UTC - 4 hours
HNC Heure Normale du Centre North America UTC - 6 hours
HNE Heure Normale de l'Est North America UTC - 5 hours
HNP Heure Normale du Pacifique North America UTC - 8 hours
HNR Heure Normale des Rocheuses North America UTC - 7 hours
HNT Heure Normale de Terre-Neuve North America UTC - 3:30 hours
HNY Heure Normale du Yukon North America UTC - 9 hours
I India Time Zone Military UTC + 9 hours
IST Irish Summer Time Europe UTC + 1 hour
K Kilo Time Zone Military UTC + 10 hours
L Lima Time Zone Military UTC + 11 hours
M Mike Time Zone Military UTC + 12 hours
MDT Mountain Daylight Time North America UTC - 6 hours
MESZ Mitteleuropäische Sommerzeit Europe UTC + 2 hours
MEZ Mitteleuropäische Zeit Europe UTC + 1 hour
MST Mountain Standard Time North America UTC - 7 hours
N November Time Zone Military UTC - 1 hour
NDT Newfoundland Daylight Time North America UTC - 2:30 hours
NFT Norfolk (Island) Time Australia UTC + 11:30 hours
NST Newfoundland Standard Time North America UTC - 3:30 hours
O Oscar Time Zone Military UTC - 2 hours
P Papa Time Zone Military UTC - 3 hours
PDT Pacific Daylight Time North America UTC - 7 hours
PST Pacific Standard Time North America UTC - 8 hours
Q Quebec Time Zone Military UTC - 4 hours
R Romeo Time Zone Military UTC - 5 hours
S Sierra Time Zone Military UTC - 6 hours
T Tango Time Zone Military UTC - 7 hours
U Uniform Time Zone Military UTC - 8 hours
UTC Coordinated Universal Time Europe UTC
V Victor Time Zone Military UTC - 9 hours
W Whiskey Time Zone Military UTC - 10 hours
WEDT Western European Daylight Time Europe UTC + 1 hour
WEST Western European Summer Time Europe UTC + 1 hour
WET Western European Time Europe UTC
WST Western Standard Time Australia UTC + 8 hours
X X-ray Time Zone Military UTC - 11 hours
Y Yankee Time Zone Military UTC - 12 hours
Z Zulu Time Zone Military UTC

PLEASE TELL ME WHICH TIMEZONE!!!! I DONT WANT TO MISS IT!!!

GMT Greenwich Mean Time Europe UTC

...though it might be:

BST British Summer Time Europe UTC + 1 hour

I know I'm in both...it's just that one overlaps the other...

Good evening, this is your Captain speaking. I will be your pilot for the flight.

A few things before we take off:

• "OMFG NOOO!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" os what you will hear if we get into any difficulties.
• The emergency exits are to yhe left and right. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, they have been painted on.
• If the cabin pressure happens to drop, these masks will drop down. Due to more budget cuts they have been filled with laughing gas, not oxygen.
• The life jackets incase we need to bail can be found under your seats. The CO2 canisters have been removed due to other budget cuts, so with the jackets you will not, I repeat NOT, float.
• Please read the safety manual before take off. There is only the one manual, so please, pass it around.
• Before we take off I would like to stress that recent budget slahses mean we have only the one engine and no tail, so could anyone with a heart condition please leave the aircraft.

Thank you all for flying Lenco. Productions Airlines, the only budget airline.

Budget cuts all around Hurrah!

Wow. What a bunch of hoo haw.

He's getting more crazy every day!

Tune in to:

Zelaron: The resident crazy guy gets crazier!

tonight at 8, only on Fox.

I STOLE YOU!

One time at around the age of 5 I stole a pack of chewing gum from the grocery store. My mom saw it when we got home and made me return it and apoligize for my actions to the manager. That sucked...

It's the heat...and school.

8 hours of brain bashing in the heat hurts...a lot.

When I was about the same age I reached over the counter and plunged my sticky little kiddy hand into the cash register...nearly made off with a couple of hundred as well if it wasn't for that pesky shopkeeper...

Why was zelaron down just a couple of minutes ago?

I got here and all it said was; the forums are down.

A Chip, a Brussels Sprout and a Sausage go off in search of potatoes to be made into chips for the army of the ruling family of Chipland.

The potatoes are found on the planet of Vegiton - a planet ruled by a mouldy Mushroom, a corrupt Carrot and a rotten Radish.





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Why was zelaron down just a couple of minutes ago? I got here and all it said was; the forums are down.

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread....663#post517663

okay, got it...

nikka i been krazy

lol!!!11

high-end deleting board and booklets do the only thing I know how to do.

UZG how come my brushes arnt working! Bah this is poppycock!

All brushes or just the downloaded brushes? If they're downloaded, did they work before or have they never worked?

Heh heh heh...

I was 10...I got bored...that was the first thing that popped into my head.

It'll be rather wierd if it ever gets off the ground that...a childish idea written in an informally adult style of sorts...