World Record Thread

Well, considering that I don't know what shandy is and I doubt we have it over here I'm sure I'll be ok.

Smirnoff Ice is such a bitch drink! Stick to beer and hard stuff. Mainly hard stuff. Goooooood times.

Shandy is a kids beer. It has like 0,1% alcohol, looks exactly like beer but tastes like shit. It's what they give to kids who think it's cool to have beer...

Ahaha what are you doing with smirnoff and shandy, Lenny? You are 15, you need vodka.

Shandy is actually half beer, half lemonade.

And Smirnoff was the only thing to drink in the house at the time so...and anyway...I like Lemony things.

And Smirnoff Ice is made with Vodka. It's a Vodka drink.

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I've never got myself drunk...and I've only drunk a couple of times.

Last bonfire night with a friend (couple of Smirnoff ice's) and at a party round about Christmas last year (a few shandys)...and that's it.

You won't know what Bonfire night is will you? Nor will any of the Americans...I don't think.

They don't have those as much macho male B.S. over there I don't think. Drinking whatever kind of drinks you want doesn't make you a pussy. I'd assume...

Do you guys have bonfire night over there?

Do you guys have bonfire night over there?

Yeah its called having a big fucking fire in the backyard and getting the cops called on us

Hey, you're back as pr0xy again! Buh?!

So that's a no to bonfire night.

You know, the fireworks, bonfires, sparklers, burning effigies of Guy Fawkes (this time round it will probably be Malcolm Glazer), all on the one night.

Remember, remember the 5th of November. unpowder, treason and plot.

Thinking about it I'm not too surprised. It is part of English history after all.

Hey, you're back as pr0xy again! Buh?! So that's a no to bonfire night. You know, the fireworks, bonfires, sparklers, burning effigies of Guy Fawkes (this time round it will probably be Malcolm Glazer), all on the one night. Remember, remember the 5th of November. unpowder, treason and plot. Thinking about it I'm not too surprised. It is part of English history after all.

We throw firecrackers into the fire and light off mortars and burn eachother with sparklers... Does that count?

Not if it isn't on the 5th November.

Hey, you're back as pr0xy again! Buh?!

SEE! SEE PROXY! Im not crazy! Lenny saw it too! You lying name changing basterd!

What?!

You're confusing me now! Don't do it! Don't do it!!

Lenny doesn't need the help to get confused.

I saw that proxy had changed his name at one point for a short period, but when I pmed him he denyed it, I didnt have any proof cause I didnt take a SS, but you saw it too. Wasn't it somthing w/ a C?

Crim.

pr0xy didn't change it, Penguin did.

Pr0xy, since when have you been Crim? Since Penguin kept forgetting who I was so he changed my name to one he could recognize

See?

Ohh ok. Then he was just fucking w/ me.

I still think it's the drugs making you hallucinate.