World Record Thread

A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes.


Eeeeh... I have roach phobia.

08/04/05

Man I could reallly go for some xbox and a bowl. If my job got any easier, I might have to complain abou tit

I wanna do a bigass multiplayer Halo match right now. I wish I had Live.

17 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WhoO!!

12 DAYS!!! (until the XBOX2 premiere)

I
Am
The
Best

So am I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think...

I
Am
The
Bestest

O-m-n!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup so here I am again...
Just got off of break and looks like Im going to have to expending some energy and put my pay to go use by surfing the net some more.

Do you ever have those times when life just seems hopeless? I do.

Ah brb a bit of work just popped up. I have a point.

Well lifes like that. Anyways my co-worker is sleeping right now, pretending to be online. Haha.

He's getting paid atleast 13$/hr to sleep! It's awsome IMO.

Moving into my new apt tomarrow.

Niceness. Quality place?

Eh..nice enough. The rents cheap though, and thats mainly what I was going for. Besides its my first place by myself! I can whatever I want...Ahhh its like being 18 again, and hanging out w/ your friends and all the sudden realizing, hey...I can do whatever I want, I dont live w/ my parents anymore. Thats awsome.