50 Signs that your friend plays too much Diablo 2

25- He talks about going MFing with Ali Baba and Dueling with a Lightsaber

26 - Asks the cashier if they accept "soj's"

27 - goes around the school asking people to "dual" with him and telling them that there is no "gold taking"

28 - SAYS THIS :

Originally posted by Saintofsouls What if you were to pick up an item... and keep it on your cursor...when they are trying to delete all of the bugs and so on.. Would they still find it? i'm going to try it.... On an occy ring... Let's all pray... DEAR GOD! PLEASE LET US HAVE ITHS! OCCY RINGS! AND ORDER NOOSES! ALL THAT IS HOLY! PLEASE! LORD JESUS! And the forum said! amen.... LMAO!:O)

29.he takes a base ball bat and write occlus on it the try to stick it on his ring say is a occy soj

30. He drinks fruit punch saying its a "life potion".

31. he throws a blue ball at a kid at school saying its a frozen orb.

32. he buys pet mules to replace his backpack. hahahaha

33. has 4 lvl 99 chars

34. He tries to transmute his mom's favorite jewels with his brother's Gamecube.

He tells his friends they can loot him if he dies

36- tries to jump over a four lane interstate during rush hour

37. phones you up at 2 am saying he found a shako

38. - Goes to school as a "Naked Sorceress" and gets expelled from school for 2 years.

39. tries to "teleport" from school to his house to get his homework.

40 - attempts to press scroll lock before teleporting so he can teleport to his house without using as much mana

41. He nearly burns down his house b/c he was playing diablo and left something cooking too long

42. He gets something jacked from him... Stares blankly and says... The wanderer..... It was... The Wanderer....

43: threatins his comp when he gets owned all the time

44- Goes up to a prostitute and asks if he could hire her as a rogue.

you try to tell your friends the robots are playing the game as we speak...