How close can you get...

I'm 16 and have never had a Girl friend so idk. Maybe when my sister tried to strangle me with her bra.

Lol wtf!?

I had an experience like that with my cousin, lololol!

Oh god not another..

Alert the internets!

Lol wtf!? I had an experience like that with my cousin, lololol!

Tell us more.

well this is funnier than hell

you know whats funnier than hell itself? the fact that it doesn't exist.

Tell us more.

How old was this? Jeez, I don't even know which time it was, I've had like 12 close encounters with my cousin.

How old was this? Jeez, I don't even know which time it was, I've had like 12 close encounters with my cousin.

Your last post in this thread was 4 months ago.

How old was this? Jeez, I don't even know which time it was, I've had like 12 close encounters with my cousin.

You might want to invest in a rape whistle. It won't help, but there are few things funnier than someone blowing in a whistle to fend off an attack.

How old was this? Jeez, I don't even know which time it was, I've had like 12 close encounters with my cousin.

Elaborate. What do you mean by close encounters?

Elaborate. What do you mean by close encounters?

Walking to her room while she's naked, her walking into my room while she's naked, me walking into the living room while she's naked and apparently ready to do something...
and a few more inappropriate ones.

Autumn sun contours,
shadows, winter minted air;
sounds of betrayal.

Uhh... I'm... sorry? It's not like we've really done anything, so don't feel so bad... I mean.... wut?

Walking to her room while she's naked, her walking into my room while she's naked, me walking into the living room while she's naked and apparently ready to do something... and a few more inappropriate ones.

like what walking in on her in the shower? At least we all know now that mental disorders aren't only on your side of the family, it extends through the entire tree.

Walking to her room while she's naked...

At least it's a female. Anyways...

Well, that's actually the closest I've got. Except it was with a girl who I was actually with for a year and wasn't a relative. Being a gentlemen, mostly because her dad would kill me (a rather large man, seriously), I had to back up and tell her to get dressed. Nothing has ever come as close as that...and I missed my opportunity. Too bad, but I'm with someone else right now. So I think it was for the better. Ehh, I have my whole life and I plan on taken it down the slow lane. Slow and relaxing lane.

I wonder if I should be revealing such personal information. Oh well, who gives a shit. I've told my friends about it, so it's not such a big deal.

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As for Skurai's incestrial problem, cool it man. (Joking of course...well, somewhat at the least. Just make sure you don't go doing this to her -> (if you don't get what I mean, just don't respond to it))

EDIT: This last statement here, don't take it seriously. My ways of thinking are not ordinary and I nor anyone else have the right to judge another person for their love. Just wanted to make sure that people start understanding where I'm coming from. I find that to condone something such as this, is to be as bigoted as Church's and other people.

GLG, I'm quite serious when I ask: are you bipolar?

If one is angered easily by the stupidity around them, and surrounded by stupid people, does it make one bipolar?

Thank God!
So basically, as long as we don't have sex it's not incest, right? Sounds easy enough.

GLG, I'm quite serious when I ask: are you bipolar?

No, my sister, who I loathe, is. And I don't mind telling the world, because she's a fucking retard, just like Skurai.

If one is angered easily by the stupidity around them, and surrounded by stupid people, does it make one bipolar?

I like the point you made here. Though I'm not really angry, so much as I'd been up all night. When I don't get sleep, I become drastically darker in personality. And my thoughts go far beyond my usual.

Thank God! So basically, as long as we don't have sex it's not incest, right? Sounds easy enough.

Well, as long as it didn't go any further than viewing. Because, we all make mistakes, though I question how you made that mistake several times. I'll hope for the best.

EDIT: I'm so sick and tired of this world. Read those statements of mine. Do you not find it to be bigot? I lied for the sake of keeping a what? Appearance? I do not have anything against anyone who believes in incest. As to have such thoughts would bring shame to my now falling self. Being like everyone wants you to be in this world is downright foolish and I won't partake in it anymore.