Weird Story I heard

because you think your dick looks bigger lolz

You guys are carebears, there should have been at least 1 post telling everyone to post pictures of their naughty bits.

I disagree wholeheartedly with your assesment of the situation. No balls plaz.

I second that.

If I had a camera. I actually shaved a maze, it's really quite neat!

I disagree wholeheartedly with your assesment of the situation. No balls plaz.

lol

Maybe I lurk other forums a bit too often, that kind of thing would be the first 5 replies.

What kinds of forums are you visiting, man??

1st and 2nd rules prohibit me from informing you, sir.

I think bentllama/wailyn would of been more than happy to fulfull your request for some twig and berries on the PD forums.

lol

I wasn't actually requesting, just making a comment on how mild this forum is.

Safe for work=entertainment at work.

Quite true, but it was also a comment I couldn't resist.

I like being irresistable to men.

It explains so much.

Wow, that kills the time I gave my balls a 2o'clock shadow .

I like being irresistable to men.

Color me shocked.

Color me badd (worst boy band ever).

I like to see myself as a David Beckham, only for men.