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Posted 2007-06-20, 11:31 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Because he has dandruff, dumbass."
Thanatos said:
Because he has dandruff, dumbass.
There's no mention of dandruff at all in the joke.

All it said was he was a hunk and the chicks were smitten. I would think if he's got dandruff bad enough that she's saying he should use Head and Shoulders, they wouldn't be so smitten.

It doesn't make sense, it's fucking british comedy. Stupidest shit ever.

And fuck you, asshat.
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Posted 2007-06-20, 11:33 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Because he has dandruff, dumbass."
Besides UN#1 (! hello) and symnzxx, who else is "coming back"? I float in every once in a while because Zelaron is a permanent fixture on my Links bar.

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Posted 2007-06-20, 11:35 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "There's no mention of dandruff at all..."
You don't need to mention the dandruff - it's implied, instead.

OK then, try this one on for size:

An Englishman flies to Australia for his holidays. At passport control he is asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" Stunned, he replies, "You mean you still need one?!".

Which brings me on to the question - do or did we have many Australian members other than Pure_Rebel?
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Posted 2007-06-20, 11:35 AM in reply to RoboticSilence's post starting "Besides UN#1 (! hello) and symnzxx, who..."
D3v, Medieval Bob, someone else I can't recall.
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Posted 2007-06-20, 12:18 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "There's no mention of dandruff at all..."
Well no shit it isn't mentioned. It doesn't have to be. Anybody that can use 1% of their brain can figure it out. It's pretty damn simple. It's not "British humor" either. Basically, you fail in more ways than one.

Oh, and fuck you more, asshat.
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Posted 2007-06-20, 12:26 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Well no shit it isn't mentioned. It..."
But they can feel good cause, i fail in ways, virtually impossible to the human brain.
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Posted 2007-06-20, 12:32 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "You don't need to mention the dandruff..."
I understand that one much easier.
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Posted 2007-06-20, 01:58 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Who's bringing the old members back?"
!King_Amazon! said:
I'm just curious. I'm getting to the point that I don't think it's coincidence at all, as so many have come back recently. Who's behind all this?


RoboticSilence Besides UN#1 (! hello) and symnzxx, who else is "coming back"? I float in every once in a while because Zelaron is a permanent fixture on my Links bar.

!King_Amazon! D3v, Medieval Bob, someone else I can't recall.

You just asked a question...throughout the title of your thread, and then answered it yourself, so basically, you are that bored .. lmao.














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Posted 2007-06-20, 02:00 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "You just asked a question...throughout..."
What are you talking about?

I was saying who is COMING back, not who is BRINGING them back.
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Posted 2007-06-20, 02:04 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "At first I thought it was coincidence,..."
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I usually spam random people on my buddy list on AIM a link to Zelaron. I've got tons of people on there that I've only talked to once but they stayed on my list so I spam them up hoping they'll come here.
Hmm... must've left a quote out, sorry.














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Posted 2007-06-20, 02:23 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Hmm... must've left a quote out, sorry."
Not I, though I'm gonna try to get DFD back. Maybe...
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Posted 2007-06-20, 03:42 PM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "Not I, though I'm gonna try to get DFD..."
Good luck with that.














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Posted 2007-06-24, 01:35 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Good luck with that."
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Death just logged in, but didn't make a post.
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Posted 2007-06-24, 01:46 PM in reply to Dar_Win's post starting "Currently Active Users: 175 (6 members..."
What we need, is a giant net to keep people here against their wishes, and force them to post.
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Posted 2007-06-24, 02:18 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "What we need, is a giant net to keep..."
That sounds like Mantra's department .
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Posted 2007-06-24, 04:00 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "That sounds like Mantra's department :p."
Well in that case, then, make him an Admin and get him to program some kind of net hack.
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Posted 2007-06-24, 04:09 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Well in that case, then, make him an..."
It's mantra's department to get people to do stuff against their wishes.




I know.
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Posted 2007-06-25, 06:31 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Well no shit it isn't mentioned. It..."
heh..."asshat"
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Posted 2007-06-25, 06:34 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "That sounds like Mantra's department :p."
WetWired said:
That sounds like Mantra's department .
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Posted 2007-06-25, 06:44 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "That sounds like Mantra's department :p."
WetWired said:
That sounds like Mantra's department .
I dunno, Quikspy, from what I heard, was pretty eager to show Mantra his penis.
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