Happy Birthday Jessifer! - Page 2

Jessifer · Posted 2006-09-18, 08:48 AM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "Precisely."

Oh and if you ever need a male stripper for your birthday I'm available in about 5 months.

Have a good one.

Jessifer

"No. He doesn't. No sane person does."

Misuse of 'sane' there, I see.

Tell me!!

Lenny

Lenny said:

"No. He doesn't. No sane person does."

Misuse of 'sane' there, I see.

Tell me!!

Well, one fateful morning Jessifer recieves a Mantra Cake from a mysterious stranger only known as the Fedex Man. Upon opening the Mantra Cake, I pop out naked and yell "I AM AN ARISTOCRAT! YOU ARE NO APOTHECARY!" A team of waiters from Denny's then enter and shower her with maple syrup, scrambled eggs, and "Grand Slam" pancakes. I then proceed to hump her sexy food-covered ass and grab at her hot maple syrup lovehandles. The maple syrup also doubles as lubrication, as does the grease from the eggs.

Happy Birthday!