Life's looking up again.

I wouldn't not go to college. I'm double majoring in English Education and Drama.

well then...... have fun being a teacher.

I will be. I figure I'd be happy as an actor just as much as I would a teacher. Both have their own perks and have their own rewards.

Teachers get some of the best holidays.

yup, summer and winter off. Oh, have fun hunting job during those "vacation".

I don't think it'd be that hard for me to find a job. I'm qualified to work with PDI programs (which c-store businesses use often or so PDI has said).

Go work in retail. You'll love it so much. You'll come home everday NOT wanting to kill the world.

lawl, people are horrible

That's okay...I already got that feeling working in an office. I'll hate any job that doesn't incorporate what I enjoy doing.

Then you make it interesting.

See how far you can push someone before they snap; put decaf in the coffee machine for a few weeks then, once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, stick Espresso in; on your coffee break, go out into the carpark, park you car as close to the road as possible, and point a hairdryer at people - see how many slow down, thinking it's a police speed camera; heck, label your bin as you "IN" box.

It could be the dullest job in the world, but you can still make it that little bit more fun.

Turn you monitor up to it's brightest setting and tell anyone who asks that that's the way you like it; insist that your company e-mail address be [email protected] or [email protected] ; whenever you go somewhere, like the toilet, tell everyone over the Intercom system; buy some opera CDs...and sing along!

Those are some good ways to get fired .

Hmm... depending on which manager is on duty, I may be a ble to get away with some of that...

Ooooh!! You've got to try some! Then post itsy bitsy stories abnout how mad everyone gets.

Here's a full list of things:

21 Ways to keep a healthy level of insanity around yourself and your workplace.......

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom (don’t disguise your voice).

3. Insist that your e mail address be: ‘[email protected]’ or ‘[email protected]’.

4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing.

6. Put your bin on your desk and label it 'IN'.

7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9. Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think”.

10. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy”.

11. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

12 Dont use any punctuation

13. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

14. Ask people what sex they are.


18. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender).

19. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you’re doing. For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom”.

20. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

Some have no relevance to the office, so they've been deleted, in accordance with the prophecy!

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And the moral of the story is: If you go work in an office Kagom, then we'll all pray for your soul.

Wow Lenny, you have too much time on your hands...

I just find them online and compile them. Here are some more.

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Nuts to that, too many.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...workplace&meta=

I hate Life Discussion.

Maybe next we'll get a place of our own. Cross your fingers. Monkeys are funny. I can taste purple.

that smiley is f'ing sick.

dude lenny, i like your sense of no common sense humor..



and penguin, believe it or not but i actually agree w/ willkillforfood... the smiley is sick and it's nasty and please dont post anything like that ever again..... please. that goes for any other jerk off who's itching to post stuff like that too.

and you're probably, just to spite me, going to do it again.. so just dont ok?

Ahahahahahaha.