only in america

Ain't it fun when you can go out to a nice family restaurant, and eat half your weight in grease?

Honestly, America sucks ass right now. We need to get Bush out.

You need to get Bush out, stop those stupid Evangelicists worming their way into EVERY public sector, and get a good dictator to make all your decisions. Hussein is unemployed, why not go for him?

He's probably on deathrow right about now.

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I just found this one out the other day (and its true)

Only in the Army, can you get on a flight to Iraq with your guns and ammo, and have the flight crew say you cant have any knives on the plane.

hahahaha, that's messed up.

Rofl, that is pretty good. Should have cocked your m16 and said, "want to take my knife?"

Actually I have a 9 mil pistol, not an m16. I got rid of that piece of shit months ago.

What's your rifle?

I just said I dont have one... I have a 9Mil Pistol - Thats a pistol that fires 9 millimeter size bullets. Pretty weak for a weapon, but then again its soo damn light and easy to carry, sometimes I forget its hanging from my holster.

And you're going to the front lines? x_X. I can see how a rifle will be inconvenient but yea ...a whole lot more power there.

My job requires I use a 9 mil. I am not the infantry lol, I just fix the radios they break and set up the computers and networks, and also follow the commander around carrying a radio on my back. I cant imagine carry a radio on my back and trying to talk on it with one hand and aiming a rifle with the other hand. So much easier with a pistol.

Why not a m60 like rambo? He does one per arm. Are you trying to say Rambo is better than you!? I'm really appauled.

my buddy has an m60 assigned to him. Lol it was funny watching him today when he had his rucksac on and all his gear and a 9 mil and carrying an m60.... he was sucking bad lol. All I aspire to is a pistol I wish I had two of them tho, then I could do my master chief pose.

John Rambo would have all that plus an injured soldier on his shoulder. Tell him to watch more movies so he can find inspiration.

Rambo is fictionous. A real bad ass is chuck norris.

It's a misconception that Sylvester played Rambo. The real truth is Chuck Norris ALLOWED him to play Rambo.