Shaken, not stirred.

NoNoNoNoNoNo!

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Once a guy started having a seizure in a store when my dad and I were shopping. So my dad ran over and stuffed his wallet in the guys mouth.

that is just screwed up, dude.

Actually I'm pretty sure if someone is having a siezure you're supposed to put something in their mouth. If you don't they could bite off their tongue and choke to death on their own blood.

I'd have had Kaneda put his hand in the guy's mouth .

1. People are idiots.

2. The bars are what we slide the grocery bags onto ON the turn-table.

3. Turn-tables are where the grocery's go at the end of the lane after we scan them. They also look roughly like the image attached. And the rods AREN'T that sharp.

In general, the kid was standing up in the cart (because his parents were indeed idiots), his older brother was playing around with the cart resulting in the cart tipping over, the kid then proceeded to fall out of the cart, thusly allowing him to fall into one of the rods on the turn-table, ending in said rod puncturing his eyelid.

And stop saying trolley. It sounds weird. Silly Euro.

But it IS a trolley.

Also, I see no image. I might Google it.

Why do you need turntables on the end of the till bit? We just have. The shopping slides down into these spaces and we bag it all.

I hope the kid's family was sued for being stupid.

The store was trying to make things more "efficient". Id est, harder for the cashiers and customers.

More efficient?! What's more efficient than a big open space? Oh! I know! A giant circle that spins and needs King Arthurs Round Table to hold it.

Stupid Shop owners. Bring back the Corner Shop I tells ya!

I blame Walmart.

HA!

Asda is owned by Walmart, and it's my favourite Supermarket. Yet they haven't risen to the "Efficiency" bait.

sorry, i thought it was to choke the guy, not save him

Phff. Wal-mart. You steal stuff from them right? Cause thats like an un-said benifit from working there. I kinda liked working there actually, because me working 50% compacity makes me better than every other employee there. Ha. So I could get away with so much shit. Like kicking boxes of tissues half way across the store and taking long ass breaks cause all my work was done. Oh and all the free things I needed.

Shiiit...I gotta give 111% working at Meijer. If you mess up on something small they're on your ass in a flash. We're timed on EVERYTHING we do. How fast we're scanning items, how fast we're bagging items, how fast we're tendering the orders, how long it takes to go to and come from breaks, how long we're actually ON breaks...

Of course, that's what Meijer is all about really. Like the motto goes: Higher Standards, Lower Prices.

Fuck that.

What type of shop do you work for?!

Give it a month or two and they'll be dragging out the chains and the Big Drum.

*BANG*Scan*BANG*Bag*BANG*Scan*BANG*Bag*BANG*Scan*BANG*Bag

Pick up the pace people! I only see 110%! NO-ONE LEAVES UNTIL WE GET 111%! MARK MY WORDS YA SCURVY DAWGS!

Meijer is like a smaller, lesser known version of Walmart. It's expanding though.

And you get excited way too easily.

Are they part of the Wal*Mart "Family"?

And yes, I'm very excitable some times. I put it down to an overactive imagination...or all these drugs people tell me I take.

No. Walmart is like Satan, and Mejier is like...well...not.

OOOH OOOH. I drove by a Mejier on my way home yesterday!

First time I've seen one.

http://www.meijer.com/storelocator/Default.aspx

Which one is yours, Jess?